OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dash]

"And it was Jesus who gave them to me behind the KFC"

I thought Jesus had 12 disciples, not 11 herbs and spices.

 

[dare2be]

I thought Jesus had 12 disciples, not 11 herbs and spices.

...and none of those disciples were named Herb.

 

[dash]

...and none of those disciples were named Herb.

and they never referred to Jesus as "Big Guy" either.

 

[Judge Fudge]

The gif that describes my mood now.

Hmm.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Judge Fudge]

Man accused of assaulting five people in downtown Victoria

One of these days was at the front door of the office building of my day job

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

People's IQs plummet when they get within several miles of an airport for some reason.

 

[forty_three]

Good thing the waitress was there to help, amirite?

 

[Comeds]

That reminds me of something that happened on my honeymoon! Hey-o!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Good thing the waitress was there to help, amirite?

i believe the correct term for that job position is "servant"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That reminds me of something that happened on my honeymoon! Hey-o!

this now reminds me of the Sacha Baron Cohen "stowaway" scene from Eastbound and Down

/ "Lonely are the insomniacs"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[mattola]

I should not have replied to her ad

 

[puckhead]

she says looking for a lifetime partner, but doesn't indicate how long the life would be.
the devil is in the details.

 

[puckhead]

hah! good kitty

 

[thedddd]

Just a tiny little iceberg here....

 

[Peter Gozintite]

First time that doing coke was a good choice

 

[forty_three]

Just a tiny little iceberg here....

That is madness.

 

[dash]

Air Canada being named the best airline in North America is surprising, that is one bad carrier lol.

US airlines failed to pick up a single award.

The best airline in North America was named as Air Canada, and the region's best low-cost flier was WestJet, another Canadian carrier.

Air France lived up to its nation's reputation for culinary excellence with awards for best first class on-board catering, best first class comfort amenities and best first class lounge dining.

The top 10 world's best airlines for 2018
1. Singapore Airlines
2. Qatar Airways
3. ANA All Nippon Airways
4. Emirates
5. EVA Air
6. Cathay Pacific
7. Lufthansa
8. Hainan Airlines
9. Garuda Indonesia
10. Thai Airways

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/worlds-best-airlines-2018/index.html