OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dash]

After walking around Jack's back yard all day, I come home to watch some racing on the DVR.



lol

rubbin' is racin' right?

 

[sbb122]

After walking around Jack's back yard all day, I come home to watch some racing on the DVR.



lol

That was more action than in the entire Pocono 400 I went to yesterday.

 

[puckhead]

well at least he didn't fling poo

'Not something that should happen': homeless man spends dying hours at Vancouver Tim Hortons | CBC News

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

I propose a change from "Fuck Dallas" to "Fuck all of Texas"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

I just had the unique experience of placing my foot on a homeless guy's wheelchair and pushing him out of the door way to the pizza joint I was trying to leave that he was blocking and yelling at me to give him money or he was going to bite me in my dick.

Austin, Texas is FUCKING AWESOME!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Belarusian Pilot Crashes and Gets Impaled By Tree, Poses For Pictures And Shouts To Doctors “I am Groot!”

 

[mattola]

Belarusian Pilot Crashes and Gets Impaled By Tree, Poses For Pictures And Shouts To Doctors “I am Groot!”

My fucking hero

 

[puckhead]

Elmo, no!!!

 

[puckhead]

don't climb the fence

 

[puckhead]

uhhh, 43?

 

[forty_three]

uhhh, 43?

Ashtabula County may as well be Erie, Pa.

 

[dash]

Ashtabula County may as well be Erie, Pa.

Erie Eddie?!?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I thought 43 was the undercover officer but he wasnt 100% seduced because the chicken alfredo wasnt from buca di beppo

 

[forty_three]

Erie Eddie?!?

You can get chicken alfredo at Olive Garden, I would wager.

 

[puckhead]

florida!

 

[dare2be]

Still, a well-written piece...

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/

 

[dash]

Still, a well-written piece...

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/

Having recently met someone who resides in Jacksonville, it's a believable story.

 

[dare2be]

Having recently met someone who resides in Jacksonville, it's a believable story.

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to meet that person.