OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dash]

Upcoming video game release - Grand theft avocado.

https://ca.yahoo.com/finance/news/grand-theft-avocado-3-arrested-192156020.html

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

Looks like Erie Eddie was onto something at the swamp...

People really love to eat at Olive Garden

 

[Comeds]

Are we no longer allowed to have coffee?

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Dear God do not let this become Second cup of coffee talk 2.0

 

[dash]

Are we no longer allowed to have coffee?

Just a temporary closure (Juan Valdez is taking a well deserved break).

 

[esls79]

Just a temporary closure (Juan Valdez is taking a well deserved break).

Juan got deported, didn't he?

 

[Comeds]

Its casual Friday and one of my co-workers is wearing something that bares her shoulders and shows a decent amount of cleavage. I was caught looking so I said the first thing that popped into my head - "You have nice skin". She still seemed taken aback so I said the next thing that popped into my head - "I'd like to make a lampshade out of it."

Not sure that helped.

 

[Darkstone42]

NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

Uh...

 

[dash]

NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

Uh...

I hope those kids are taking their protein pills and putting their helmets on.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

Uh...

Well duh, Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

In fact, it's cold as hell.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Well duh, Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

In fact, it's cold as hell.

Is OK. I lead expidition. I have many experience in working at Edmonton North Pole.

 

[forty_three]

Juan got deported, didn't he?

He should after stealing all our health care!




/sorry

 

[jstewismybastardson]

nasa doesnt have time for the infowars noise ... too busy drilling for gas deep in uranus

 

[Darkstone42]

nasa doesnt have time for the infowars noise ... too busy drilling for gas deep in uranus

It will never not be funny.

 

[batchaps4me]

Its casual Friday and one of my co-workers is wearing something that bares her shoulders and shows a decent amount of cleavage. I was caught looking so I said the first thing that popped into my head - "You have nice skin". She still seemed taken aback so I said the next thing that popped into my head - "I'd like to make a lampshade out of it."

Not sure that helped.

I had a similar situation at the grocery store. The gal asked how long I was going to look and I said as long as it was on public display just like the canned goods.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

nasa doesnt have time for the infowars noise ... too busy drilling for gas deep in uranus

Not sure if there's any gas, but they do have a great fudge factory in Uranus

 

[dash]

I think it's funny that the Uranus Fudge Factory is in the Show-Me state

 

[Comeds]

Wow, you all are immature.