OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

another rip job

 

[forty_three]

I think i actually might know how t get 43 to stop with the puns








CILANTRO







/which is italian for SILENCE!!!






//well ... close enough

Cilantro makes me walk away every time. That stuff is plum terrible.

 

[dash]

Here's one for comeds:

 

[dash]

Also, I think Giuliani had the same expression when he discovered his favo(u)rite yogourt contained fat.

 

[forty_three]

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/20/magazine/how-donald-trump-picked-his-running-mate.html

When Kasich’s adviser asked how this would be the case, Donald Jr. explained that his father’s vice president would be in charge of domestic and foreign policy.

Then what, the adviser asked, would Trump be in charge of?

“Making America great again” was the casual reply.

 

[Comeds]

G'night everyone, sleep well.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Heil .. Err .. Night night comeds ... Pray the zodiac killer isnt coming to get ya

 

[forty_three]

G'night everyone, sleep well.
View attachment 139585

The LIBRUL media mosheen is just cherry picking a frame from this moment to try and keep the stoopid brown people riled up, it wasn't that salut, it's just cherry picked pictures and WUT ABOUT BENGHAZI!?!?!?!!111

 

[forty_three]

This is also probably doctored by those librul elites.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

well done

 

[Comeds]

The LIBRUL media mosheen is just cherry picking a frame from this moment to try and keep the stoopid brown people riled up, it wasn't that salut, it's just cherry picked pictures and WUT ABOUT BENGHAZI!?!?!?!!111

I am sure some people will honestly think some people are just seeing things. I do not know who she is, but watching that I see no way that was accidental.

I also had a dream about her where she was dressed in a Nazi uniform joined by Cate Blanchett dressed in her Soviet agent outfit...and well lets just say I was not treated properly according to the Geneva convention guidelines.

 

[dare2be]

I also had a dream about her where she was dressed in a Nazi uniform joined by Cate Blanchett dressed in her Soviet agent outfit...and well lets just say I was not treated properly according to the Geneva convention guidelines.

Funny, I had that exact same dream, but the end result was much different. Those uniforms did not stay on very long.

 

[Comeds]

So whats going to happen tonight? Confederate flag backdrop for speech while speaker says we must unite? Someone gets a chair shot? Trump says 'we need breathing room' and the place goes crazy? Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Mike Tyson open the event by singing the national anthem but a revised version where they add 'under God' in it half a dozen or so times?

 

[dash]

I wasn't booing, I was saying Cruz Cruz Cruz!!!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

have to give to the Donald ... this reality show is much better than the apprentice

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

We're all just watching for a damn riot. When's the damn riot, America?! Don't cheap out on us!

 

[dare2be]

We're all just watching for a damn riot. When's the damn riot, America?! Don't cheap out on us!

Start by setting his hair on fire.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

We're all just watching for a damn riot. When's the damn riot, America?! Don't cheap out on us!

GIMME MY RIOT!!!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Start by setting his hair on fire.

No way that shit's flammable. That's space age hair!