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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

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My wife always complains how could our bedroom is – and how I always steal all the blankets. I try to explain that I don’t think the room is cold, so why would I steal her blankets? She just shakes her head and dismisses that perfect argument.
On my way to bed the other night I saw she was already asleep so as a joke I gently pulled the sheets and blankets off of her. I figured she’d wake up and we’d have a good laugh. I did not expect that she would sleep through the night uncovered, or that I would fall asleep immediately.

She lost 3 toes and 2 fingers to frostbite. :(
 

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I was reading something about Buster Keaton and the film One Week kept coming up. It's pretty great (he did insane stunts) but I was most surprised by a scene in the middle where they broke the 4th wall. Pretty clever for 1920 IMO.

 

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Whoever decided that arthritic knees should hurt way more when it's rainy is a big fat poopy head.
 

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I don't know about that. I zoomed in and it's shocking to see that..




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Seems to be the appropriate thread to drop this into...

 

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Seems to be the appropriate thread to drop this into...

lol when I was a kid my father took us to his old man barber. In the late 70s I guess times were changing so the barber hired a kind of pretty woman barber/hair stylist and labeled the place "Unisex". When she was brand new they had her do my hair as my father and the old man barber chatted and observed. She nicked my ear at one point and before I could say anything she just whispered "shhhh" into my ear. I did, did not say a word :)
 

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Some say I Rock, but he says I-RAQ

The downside is he only plays Hang Fire by the stones and hanging around by the Counting Crows
 

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I phoned in a request to DJ Saddam above to play 'You Dropped a Bomb on Me' by the Gap Band. He never played my request.
 
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