OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[Comeds]

Who knew cocaine was such a great source of potassium....

 

[dare2be]

Who knew cocaine was such a great source of potassium....

I expected the cocaine to be concealed inside the banana peels.

 

[Comeds]

Dick Van Dyke, 98, 'can't figure out' secret to longevity, but says one thing is key

"Large breasts I think have a lot to do with it," he told Entertainment Tonight in a joint interview with his wife, Arlene Silver, a makeup artist 46 years his junior. "Specifically the giant breasts of someone half my age."

"Even when I was a young man I liked them big, and half my age. In my 40s I did a pilot with a 16 year old Loni Anderson. The series didn't get picked up, but she did if you catch my drift!"
"I never had a publicist either, never needed one. Always knew what to say"

 

[mattola]

Dick Van Dyke, 98, 'can't figure out' secret to longevity, but says one thing is key

"Large breasts I think have a lot to do with it," he told Entertainment Tonight in a joint interview with his wife, Arlene Silver, a makeup artist 46 years his junior. "Specifically the giant breasts of someone half my age."

"Even when I was a young man I liked them big, and half my age. In my 40s I did a pilot with a 16 year old Loni Anderson. The series didn't get picked up, but she did if you catch my drift!"
"I never had a publicist either, never needed one. Always knew what to say"

"I never had a publicist either, never needed one. Always knew what to say"

 

[sbb122]

Dick Van Dyke, 98, 'can't figure out' secret to longevity, but says one thing is key

"Large breasts I think have a lot to do with it," he told Entertainment Tonight in a joint interview with his wife, Arlene Silver, a makeup artist 46 years his junior. "Specifically the giant breasts of someone half my age."

"Even when I was a young man I liked them big, and half my age. In my 40s I did a pilot with a 16 year old Loni Anderson. The series didn't get picked up, but she did if you catch my drift!"
"I never had a publicist either, never needed one. Always knew what to say"

I had to scroll back up to see who posted this and immediately knew that I was duped.

 

[sbb122]

^

This was great. I honestly thought it was a real article until I got to the Loni Anderson part and said to myself whoa, come on now, wait a second

 

[thedddd]

^

This was great. I honestly thought it was a real article until I got to the Loni Anderson part and said to myself whoa, come on now, wait a second

lol… I was also but I can get behind that therapy to live a long life.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So Canadian media about to take another beating shortly if the Corus stock price is any indication.

 

[Comeds]

Anybody want anything? @forty_three ?

 

[thedddd]

Meanwhile in Florida

 

[mattola]

Meanwhile in Florida

the look the girl gives at the end lol.

 

[sbb122]

Meanwhile in Florida

Funniest thing I’ve seen today

 

[thedddd]

the look the girl gives at the end lol.

I laughed out loud when the guys face bounced off the pavement.

 

[dash]

I know what trampled flowers we should send to his funeral

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

Meanwhile in Florida

38 and a half second in
In that guy's defense - when someone says you are too drunk to drive - pulling up onto the curb and sidewalk is a pretty great counter argument.

 

[Comeds]

Anybody want anything? @forty_three ?
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They are pushing into MD now. So far only two locations. One is really far west and the other is near one of my company's offices.

 

[mattola]

 

[dash]

^

That sucks, he was so good. RIP funny man.

 

[puckhead]

I've never tried it.
I do know that neither Popeye's nor Mary Brown's are worth a lineup