OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[mattola]

You need to branch out into new areas of comedy.

i still hate you all

I don't think he beleaves you

 

[puckhead]

 

[mattola]

I don't understand

 

[thedddd]

Wood!

 

[forty_three]

I don't understand

He wants us to paws and reflect on the state tree of Virginia, the dogwood.

 

[mattola]

He wants us to paws and reflect on the state tree of Virginia, the dogwood.

Ah ... You are saying he just dogged that pun attempt. It really stumped me.

As @puckhead likes to say

woof

 

[mattola]

Wood!

Trumps neck hole is answered

 

[thedddd]

Ah ... You are saying he just dogged that pun attempt. It really stumped me.

As @puckhead likes to say

woof

Better watch out that guy who lives in the buckeye state might give you a buckeye.

 

[Comeds]

 

[dash]

Okay, this headline is fantastic - Spare Relationship Causes Awkward Split.

In summary, an assistant coach of the Stephen F. Austin women's bowling team had an affair with a member of the team. Which is dicey enough until you discover that his former wife is the head coach of the team.

Spare relationship causes awkward split

NACOGDOCHES — Stephen F. Austin State University assistant bowling coach Steve Lemke chose to resign rather than be fired this spring after the university discovered he had an affair with

lufkindailynews.com

 

[sbb122]

Okay, this headline is fantastic - Spare Relationship Causes Awkward Split.

In summary, an assistant coach of the Stephen F. Austin women's bowling team had an affair with a member of the team. Which is dicey enough until you discover that his former wife is the head coach of the team.

Spare relationship causes awkward split

NACOGDOCHES — Stephen F. Austin State University assistant bowling coach Steve Lemke chose to resign rather than be fired this spring after the university discovered he had an affair with

lufkindailynews.com

Maybe Lemke can get his great grandfather Taduz to put a curse on his all of those involved.

 

[dash]

It was going so well until it wasn't...

 

[Comeds]

A co-worker is out so he defered a question he was asked to me with a whole bunch of people cc'd. I dont know the answer (not sure I should) but dont want to admit it - so instead I provided a lot of information closely re4lated to their question but not answering it. I guess I'll just hang out, wait and see if my attempt at confusing them worked.

 

[puckhead]

A co-worker is out so he defered a question he was asked to me with a whole bunch of people cc'd. I dont know the answer (not sure I should) but dont want to admit it - so instead I provided a lot of information closely re4lated to their question but not answering it. I guess I'll just hang out, wait and see if my attempt at confusing them worked.

have you tried asking chatgpt?
(only half joking)

 

[mattola]

have you tried asking chatgpt?
(only half joking)

you want to unleash comeds on chatgpt?

are you insane man.....

 

[Comeds]

have you tried asking chatgpt?
(only half joking)

I googled for a while with no luck (too many common words/phrases) before I decided to half ass it. I do not think the question is a high priority one.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[thedddd]

This kid is going places

He invited himself to a cookout ‍♂️

www.youtube.com

 

[thedddd]

Obligatory
Yeah VERY NSFW......

 

[dash]

Why do you think I spend so much time in the kitchen?