OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[mattola]

I have to say that's one of the best things my dad ever did was put me in Red Cross swim lessons as a kid. My dad was quite the avid swimmer and those lessons taught different swimming strokes in addition to water safety.

 

[mattola]

My legs hurt after watching that

brought back bad memories huh?

 

[Comeds]

I have to say that's one of the best things my dad ever did was put me in Red Cross swim lessons as a kid. My dad was quite the avid swimmer and those lessons taught different swimming strokes in addition to water safety.

Yeah, we goof around a lot but one serious thing I will say is that you are a good swimmer. Its very evident from the unrequested and unwanted videos of yourself swimming you have been sending me over the last few years, repeatedly, even though I have asked (and begged) you to stop. Good form though.

 

[dash]

Yeah, we goof around a lot but one serious thing I will say is that you are a good swimmer. Its very evident from the unrequested and unwanted videos of yourself swimming you have been sending me over the last few years, repeatedly, even though I have asked (and begged) you to stop. Good form though.

You just made me Mark Spitz my coffee all over my laptop.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

Ashes to ashes, crust to crust.

 

[mattola]

I am having a package shipped from New York to my home in Delta. It is being sent by the USPS... in the 5 days it has shipped from the company it has hit FIVE... different DISTRIBUTION CENTER . in NEW YORK alone... it hasn't even left the state and has been moved 5 times. lol.

maybe our Canada Post is not so bad

 

[sbb122]

Holy traumatizing a kid Batman.

 

[mattola]

Dashs Dad

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I have to say that's one of the best things my dad ever did was put me in Red Cross swim lessons as a kid. My dad was quite the avid swimmer and those lessons taught different swimming strokes in addition to water safety.

its definitely a life skill that everyone should have. I learned how to swim in my adult years but still I wouldnt say Im a strong swimmer (i get antsy being in the middle of Lake Okanagan - maybe its my fear of Ogopogo )

But my son is there to save me lol ... he starts bronze cross training next week and will be a certified life guard in the next year ... although we pushed him to do this so he can get a job with the city for $30+ per hour as opposed to working at McD's for min wage as a 15 year old (although theres nothing wrong with that work either )

 

[puckhead]

Many many moons ago, I was at a girlfriend's place in North Delta and we wanted to order some pizza.
I called a nearby place (Pizza King) and hung up right when they answered the phone because it was a very heavy east Indian accent.
Her hippy dippy roommates accused me of all sorts or racism, but if I want a pizza I want it from a Greek or Italian, as they have the best pineapples.
(Fwiw, I do enjoy Indian pizza every now and then. Those dudes put watermelon on their pizza! Yum!)

Less than two weeks later, Pizza King was in the news because the owner has burning up his fucking relatives in the pizza oven.

I left newspaper articles of the arrest and trial all over the house for her roommates for months.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Many many moons ago, I was at a girlfriend's place in North Delta and we wanted to order some pizza.
I called a nearby place (Pizza King) and hung up right when they answered the phone because it was a very heavy east Indian accent.
Her hippy dippy roommates accused me of all sorts or racism, but if I want a pizza I want it from a Greek or Italian, as they have the best pineapples.
(Fwiw, I do enjoy Indian pizza every now and then. Those dudes put watermelon on their pizza! Yum!)

Less than two weeks later, Pizza King was in the news because the owner has burning up his fucking relatives in the pizza oven.

I left newspaper articles of the arrest and trial all over the house for her roommates for months.

That is absolutely not how I expected that story to end.

Must've been terrifying trying to eat in these parts back in the day, what with the pizza guys putting relatives in their pies and pig farmers mixing dead prostitutes in the pork and god knows what else...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Many many moons ago, I was at a girlfriend's place in North Delta and we wanted to order some pizza.
I called a nearby place (Pizza King) and hung up right when they answered the phone because it was a very heavy east Indian accent.
Her hippy dippy roommates accused me of all sorts or racism, but if I want a pizza I want it from a Greek or Italian, as they have the best pineapples.
(Fwiw, I do enjoy Indian pizza every now and then. Those dudes put watermelon on their pizza! Yum!)

Less than two weeks later, Pizza King was in the news because the owner has burning up his fucking relatives in the pizza oven.

I left newspaper articles of the arrest and trial all over the house for her roommates for months.

sounds horrifically disgusting ... i mean the part about the pineapple and watermelon on pizza

 

[dash]

Those dudes put watermelon on their pizza! Yum!)

 

[dash]

 

[forty_three]

Google Street View driver arrested after leading Middletown Police on 100+ mph chase

Google Street View driver arrested after leading Middletown Police on 100+ mph chase on Monday evening

www.wrtv.com

 

[redskinsfan1963]

got a sister who taught me how to swim when i was around 3 .i did the same with my kids.

 

[Comeds]

got a sister who taught me how to swim when i was around 3 .i did the same with my kids.

I was a bit older but my sister taught me the breaststroke too.

 

[mattola]

 

[dash]

I was a bit older but my sister taught me the breaststroke too.