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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

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You two donkey dicks couldn’t even get laid in a morgue.
 

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Can we keep this... between us? I'd hate to lose my teaching job
 

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All right..... what the hell is up with goat yoga? And how do we stop it?
 

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“His last words to me (were), ‘Fuck Lady Gaga,’” the younger Bennett said. “Fuck Lady Gaga. It's been driving me insane, I am not sure if he wants me to have sex with Lady Gaga or if he was angry at her. I need answers, I have talked to a spiritualist, a priest, and a rabbi - I met them all at a bar. So far no answers. Oh well, Stefani, I am ready if you are.”


 

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So..... I'm at a Family reunion in Montana

The 4 kids (both 8 and 3) and were playing with Waterballons.

So I was standing near the cars when Lennie (8 yo girl) started dancing with me and I was swinging her.

Her brother Liam (3) was armed and caught my eye and he smiled.

THE CHASE IS ON....
I turned and hid behind cars and RVs. They were behind me. Keep in mind 6'2 320 man . 2 hoses ahead....

I avoid the 1st. Did I avoid the 2nd.

You tell me

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Nice contusion of my shin.

And then to my embarrassment Both caught up and Liam pegged me in the stomach.
 
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