OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[dare2be]

I think this is real ??? lol

Keeping the populace dumbed down.

 

[mattola]

I think this is real ??? lol

holy forkin shit

Controversy Brews as Boxing Promotion Announces Fight Between 9-Year-Olds in West Virginia

A boxing promotion in West Virginia is causing controversy for announcing a fight between two 9-year-old fighters, with concerns raised about the legality and sanctioning of the fight. However, Chill

www.wvnews.com

 

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Take me home, country roads
To the place I belong
West Virginia, kids are boxing
Take me home, country roads

 

[puckhead]

Whoa

 

[Comeds]

I just got hired to write scripts for General Hospital!

If you see any storyline about strange things happening with General Hospital's pneumatic tube system - that's probably mine!
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Nurse Curly Blonde (don't know their names yet): "Yes doctor, I just ordered the medicine, it's on its way."
*opens pneumatic tube, pulls out rubber penis*
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Dr. Snaggletooth Kept Me Stuck On Soaps: "We need the antibiotics stat!"
*reaches into pneumatic tube, screams, pulls hand out covered in bees*
"Who is the pneumatic tube prankster? Arrrrggghhh!"
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Nurse Producer's Wife
*Opens pneumatic tube, recoiled in horror. Inside is a creature, half puppy - half fly. An abomination from one of Dr. Brundle's experiments*
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Nurse Curly Blonde: "it's Joyce's birthday, let's have cake!"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

*Opens pneumatic tube, recoiled in horror. Inside is a creature, half puppy - half fly. An abomination from one of Dr. Brundle's experiments*

wasnt that already a storyline on General Hospital ? Luke and Lauras baby ???

 

[Comeds]

wasnt that already a storyline on General Hospital ? Luke and Lauras baby ???
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Shows/movies rarely explore the rapist turned lover angle anymore.........

 

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[puckhead]

Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine bottles and cans in the truck,
Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine bottles and cans.
At ten cents a bottle and ten cents a can,
Were pulling in almost a million a man!

8 family members charged in $7.6 million recycling fraud scheme between Arizona, California

A family in California is facing multiple felony charges after being accused of carrying out a recycling fraud scheme worth $7.6 million.

ca.news.yahoo.com

 

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[Comeds]

Grrr....been stuck on the Real Doll support hotline for the last few hours. Not how I wanted to kick off the weekend. And no, I do not believe my representative's name is Charles.

 

[Comeds]

Lol most mornings now my Twitter feed, I mean my X feed is 95% Michael Warburton.

 

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Lol most mornings now my Twitter feed, I mean my X feed is 95% Michael Warburton.

Nothing wrong with that. My only pet peeve with Michael is that he repeats stuff a little too much, but his content is top notch.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Bodie Roadtrip

 

[Comeds]

Nothing wrong with that. My only pet peeve with Michael is that he repeats stuff a little too much, but his content is top notch.

I agree to both. I'd prefer to see a bit more content from others though....

 

[puckhead]

I agree to both. I'd prefer to see a bit more content from others though....

i can try to tweet more, if you'd like

 

[Comeds]

Being told I should do more things with my nephews leads to me sitting in 97 degrees in full sun for two hours watching a Ravens practice. Similar to the excitement level of watching people wander around a parking lot.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Being told I should do more things with my nephews leads to me sitting in 97 degrees in full sun for two hours watching a Ravens practice. Similar to the excitement level of watching people wander around a parking lot.
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Hey now !!! Im at canada goose practice with my nieces! I bet Ravens practice is more entertaining… although one of my little turd nieces asked if we could take one home and bbq it

 

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^

Those geese can have nasty dispositions.

 

[dare2be]

^

Those geese can have nasty dispositions.

Not if they're Canadian geese, eh?