OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[puckhead]

Ryan Reynolds has raped Alf

 

[dash]

 

[puckhead]

Well, the SportsHoopla is finally on my blocked website list from the work computer.

That's some bullsgit right there.
It also probably means ALL of the impressions in my company came from me. That's gonna be a big number.

 

[mattola]

Well, the SportsHoopla is finally on my blocked website list from the work computer.

That's some bullsgit right there.
It also probably means ALL of the impressions in my company came from me. That's gonna be a big number.

i am counting down the days for mine to block

 

[dash]

You see, that's why you need a big enough desk to have a personal laptop for SportsHoopla and the work laptop hooked up to dual monitors for work related activities

Take it away boys

 

[puckhead]

You see, that's why you need a big enough desk to have a personal laptop for SportsHoopla and the work laptop hooked up to dual monitors for work related activities

Take it away boys

At home I'm all set.
I'm in the office a couple of days per week. Boo.
Oh well, good thing I have a lot of data on my phone

 

[elocomotive]

Well, the SportsHoopla is finally on my blocked website list from the work computer.

That's some bullsgit right there.
It also probably means ALL of the impressions in my company came from me. That's gonna be a big number.

IT: "Sir, we have some distressing news about one of the employees."
Boss: "Go on..."
IT: "It seems he's been on a hockey site quite a bit and, well, I'm not sure how to say this."
Boss: "We all can't be productive every minute. Anyhow, just spit it out already."
IT: "No, he's very efficient at his job, but... it appears he likes... pineapple... on his piz"
Boss: "Terminate him immediately."

 

[jstewismybastardson]

IT: "No, he's very efficient at his job, but... it appears he likes... pineapple... on his piz"
Boss: "Terminate him immediately."

 

[dash]

 

[buffhockey]

 

[Comeds]

I just got hired to write scripts for General Hospital!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I just got hired to write scripts for General Hospital!

Does the job come with a lot of percs ?

 

[dash]

I just got hired to write scripts for General Hospital!

Now the Genie will be let out of the bottle.

 

[thedddd]

Well if you want to listen to crazy old people for the first 4:50 seconds go for it. But in then around the 4:50 mark proves there is a glimmer of hope for a future society.

 

[dare2be]

2nd world problems.

Woman seriously injured when riding mower, buggy crash in Mercer County

Woman seriously injured when riding mower, buggy crash in Mercer County

The woman turned left onto the road and the buggy, which was traveling in the same direction, struck the mower, causing it to roll on its side.

www.wpxi.com

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I think this is real ??? lol

 

[forty_three]

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2017/06/09/532264284/bald-men-are-being-hunted-down-in-mozambique

How many people's heads do you need to break open without finding gold before you start to realize it isn't true?

Also, how fucking stupid do you need to be to believe it in the first place?

 

[mattola]

 

[forty_three]

Also = duh.

 

[sbb122]

I think this is real ??? lol

I bet Madison West Virginia is only a short drive from Pittsburgh. I might have to go check this out lol