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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

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lol they actually have a Edmund Fitzgerald beer...

Yes, I laughed out loud the first time I saw it in the stores. Then I had to find the song and play it for my wife because she didn't believe "As the big freighters go, she was bigger than most" and "The lake they call gitchigoomi" were real, actual lyrics.
 

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The things that randomly come up on your social media feed that prove the 'Merica stereotype is real. :L

- Lives in a mobile home - check
- Has a modified Jeep that is probably worth more than their house - check
- Makes makeshift <insert whatever> that will fall apart in the next light breeze - check
- taps into the power grid without paying - check
- has makeshift car battery backup generator - check
- driveway is just a patch of dirt in yard - check

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wonder if its the same nurse ??? :bolt:

 

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For a second I thought I actually get that here, but I dont. My local store stocks beer from Great Lakes Brewing, but a different Great Lakes Brewing brewery out of Cleveland. Mmmmm Lake Eerie.
Even more confusing, they sell beer by both breweries in Ontario.
 

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Couple things, if she did air quotes when saying "just talking" - then I think thats fair.

"saying it actually happened in an unconnected car park in Wrexham." Wow, the things Reynolds-McElhenney will do for Welcome To Wrexham ratings.

She could have pulled his pants up.

Comments from the deceased man's daughter are sad. "I'm really going to miss him, he was far too young and it should not have happened. On the other hand, he died doing what he liked doing best - having inappropriate relations with a medical worker in the back of a Ford Puma. So perhaps it was time."
 

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Couple things, if she did air quotes when saying "just talking" - then I think thats fair.

"saying it actually happened in an unconnected car park in Wrexham." Wow, the things Reynolds-McElhenney will do for Welcome To Wrexham ratings.

She could have pulled his pants up.

Comments from the deceased man's daughter are sad. "I'm really going to miss him, he was far too young and it should not have happened. On the other hand, he died doing what he liked doing best - having inappropriate relations with a medical worker in the back of a Ford Puma. So perhaps it was time."

they be serious in language when they discipline in the UK
The NMC struck off Williams — meaning she can no longer work as a nurse — for having “brought the nursing profession into disrepute.”
 

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Yep as we all knew Jesus is a triggered snowflake. At least he can continue his landscaping business.

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I mean he probably was still erect when he died and she wanted to at least finish herself? :noidea:
You might be right, I just ready his daughter's full comments: "I'm really going to miss him, he was far too young and it should not have happened. On the other hand, he died doing what he liked doing best - having inappropriate relations with a medical worker in the back of a Ford Puma. So perhaps it was time. And that is Daddy's happy penis, so I can tell he really was."
 

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You might be right, I just ready his daughter's full comments: "I'm really going to miss him, he was far too young and it should not have happened. On the other hand, he died doing what he liked doing best - having inappropriate relations with a medical worker in the back of a Ford Puma. So perhaps it was time. And that is Daddy's happy penis, so I can tell he really was."
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