OT - 2016 Brazil Olympic thread

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Henceforth, I'm going to call him Ryan Lochpee

Might explain the whole green pool thing.

 

[Judge Fudge]

1st off. Locthpee has moved from douchebag to .....

In just one night? OMG @dash that is a new Olympic record.

2nd. Even his bros are turning on him

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

Erica Wiebe is in the gold medal match for the Women's 75kg Freestyle wrestling...

 

[forty_three]

GBR is having a very good Olympics in Rio.

Would not be the story if they didn't bring any bicycles.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Hey Ryan Lochpee. Red Foreman has some good fatherly advice.

 

[forty_three]

Need to photoshop this pointing at Lochpee

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

Tory Nyhaug of Canada wins his quarterfinal heat at the BMX track and narrowly misses a huge crash as well...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Need to photoshop this pointing at Lochpee

Just because I miss hockey:

 

[Judge Fudge]

 

[esls79]

Wait, I'm confused. I get the robbery thing was fabricated.

So what I gather is Ryan Lochpee got drunk and pissed all over a convenience store at 5 am and then had Hope Solo beat up the store attendant for being a coward?

 

[dash]

Wait, I'm confused. I get the robbery thing was fabricated.

So what I gather is Ryan Lochpee got drunk and pissed all over a convenience store at 5 am and then had Hope Solo beat up the store attendant for being a coward?

Well, that's the best thing I'm going to read all day

 

[forty_three]

Wait, I'm confused. I get the robbery thing was fabricated.

So what I gather is Ryan Lochpee got drunk and pissed all over a convenience store at 5 am and then had Hope Solo beat up the store attendant for being a coward?

And he rode to safety on Usain Bolt's back.

 

[dash]

High drama for the women's 4x100 relay - The USA team originally got eliminated, but they were ruled to be obstructed during a baton handoff, so they will awarded a re-run. Canada and China tied for the last place for the final, but when they took it to thousandths of a second, China edges out Canada. Stay tuned.

Edit: Correction with tweeter goodness.


/And now China is filing a protest for the USA reinstatement.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Chris Cuthbert ... so mean!!! lol

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

What could possibly concern Lochte so much that he would make a story up? I find the situation to be bizarre.

 

[forty_three]

What could possibly concern Lochte so much that he would make a story up? I find the situation to be bizarre.

 

[dare2be]

I think Eaton has the gold medal wrapped up in the decathlon, he's better at the last three events that Warner (pole vault, javelin throw, and 1500m). In fact, Warner might be in tough to hold onto the silver as the French dude is looking strong. You never know, though, anything can happen.

So, what you're saying is, Bronze is a lock for Canada?

 

[BGDave]

Erica Wiebe is in the gold medal match for the Women's 75kg Freestyle wrestling...

"No bronze for YOU"