Ongoing NHL Thread Part V minutes for fighting

[Judge Fudge]

We could get classy HoFers like Shanahan and Pronger and intelligent and respected tough guys like George Parros. That'll fix the problem

Tough guys because who better to know this kind of Shit and rule on it

 

[dash]

You're not wrong about Shanahan, I obviously included him primarily because he was a bigger name than Stephane Quintal. But at the same time his time in the position didn't change things much at the DoPS so I'm not sure it's entirely unfair to use him in my sarcastic joke

As I've often said on this forum, it's best when it's dripping with sarcasm.

 

[Judge Fudge]

I would add an unaffiliated agent. Get the full perspective of the effect it has on the injured player and their future earnings.

And maybe replace the owner with an ex-GM.

Good replacement and added person

 

[DragonfromTO]

Tough guys because who better to know this kind of Shit and rule on it

I know, like I said, guys like George Parros! He's done a bang up job

 

[DragonfromTO]

Tough guys because who better to know this kind of Shit and excuse it

 

[dash]

Shanahan is a big hit with the ladies as well...

 

[DragonfromTO]

As I've often said on this forum, it's best when it's dripping with sarcasm.

Oh I'm sure that you would know

 

[DragonfromTO]

Shanahan is a big hit with the ladies as well...

Hey now, Shanny is a one teammate's woman guy!

 

[thedddd]

The NHL missed the boat on this one for the DoPS!

 

[elocomotive]

Yeah it is fucking hilarious that the league seems to prioritize bad PR more than on-ice shit that actually affects their personnel. We're totally on the same page here.

Frog protection.

 

[elocomotive]

As I've often said on this forum, it's best when it's dripping with sarcasm.

bbq sauce > sarcasm

#Bait

 

[dash]

bbq sauce > sarcasm

#Bait

A nice hat works as well.

 

[wings-pens2166]

The NHL missed the boat on this one for the DoPS!

Oh geez, I forgot about what character that did w was lol

 

[wings-pens2166]

Collapse alert in Philly

 

[dash]

Just an out of the blue question - Is Jake Guentzel one of the most underrated players in the league? All that guy seems to do is put up fine numbers every season.

 

[thedddd]

Just an out of the blue question - Is Jake Guentzel one of the most underrated players in the league? All that guy seems to do is put up fine numbers every season.

Doesn't have a great shot or good size, isn't that fast but is always in the right position and the awareness is off the charts.

And his goal scoring ability isn't just tied to the PP one of the better 5x5 forwards.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Doesn't have a great shot or good size, isn't that fast but is always in the right position and the awareness is off the charts.

And his goal scoring ability isn't just tied to the PP one of the better 5x5 forwards.

That sounds like a guy after my own heart.

 

[sbb122]

Just an out of the blue question - Is Jake Guentzel one of the most underrated players in the league? All that guy seems to do is put up fine numbers every season.

He’s a pretty good lamp post or fire hydrant. I can’t remember the joke verbatim. Lol

 

[thedddd]

He’s a pretty good lamp post or fire hydrant. I can’t remember the joke verbatim. Lol

Or traffic cone
Since he is skinny, looks more like this:

 

[elocomotive]

Guentrzel is definitely underrated.

So was Sprong apparently.