Ongoing NHL thread - Part deux

[Abe Vigoda]

Not according to Team Canada.

:ss:

You heard it here folks....

 

[DragonfromTO]

Man I think you obliterated the line.

Yeah, I was thinking that "he noticed something jammed between his buns that wasn't supposed to be there" might have been better

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[dash]

Brad Marchand with some summer trash talk...

'I dislike him very much': Bruins' Marchand on Canadiens' Plekanec | NHL | Hocke

 

[Comeds]

The Habs offer is $5.25? Are they insane? There's a few tiers of defensemen in the league...that offer is a tier 2 guy. Tier one guys are over $7M. Subban is a top 5 Dman in the league.

Hey lady, this is a business negotiation. No one expects a woman to understand! Women!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I ordered the Semyon Varlamov but it kicked the shit out of my girlfriend

 

[Phantomphan]

What crime did he commit to get that sentence ?

He played for the Islanders.

 

[pixburgher66]

Hey lady, this is a business negotiation. No one expects a woman to understand! Women!

I really should know my place.



Are you telling me this isn't the Betty Crocker/Martha Stewart hybrid cooking and cleaning message board?



Dear me, how DID I get here?

 

[Phantomphan]

I ordered the Semyon Varlamov but it kicked the shit out of my girlfriend

I had the Buffalo Sabre but it left me in a fog.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I really should know my place.



Are you telling me this isn't the Betty Crocker/Martha Stewart hybrid cooking and cleaning message board?



Dear me, how DID I get here?

pix dont let that sexist bastard comeds get you down








/oh and thanks for the gardening tips you sent my way

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

Dear me, how DID I get here?

You're probably a witch.

 

[forty_three]

I had the Buffalo Sabre but it left me in a fog.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Dear me, how DID I get here?

Well, when a Mommy and Daddy love each other very much, the Daddy takes the Mommy into an elevator....

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Well, when a Mommy and Daddy love each other very much, the Daddy takes the Mommy into a Burger King bathroom....

Fixed.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I had the Buffalo Sabre but it left me in a fog.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I ordered my son the Graham James and when I went to the bathroom and left him alone at our table he found out it had sausage

Was that one over the line?

simply horrible!!!

 

[Phantomphan]

I really should know my place.



Are you telling me this isn't the Betty Crocker/Martha Stewart hybrid cooking and cleaning message board?



Dear me, how DID I get here?

Stork?

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Lou holding a press conference at 4, not really sure why. Possible Andy Greene extension (would like it but not worth a presser). Ryan Clowe retirement? (please). Marty related? The return of Kovy? New uniforms? What could it be?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Brad Marchand with some summer trash talk...

'I dislike him very much': Bruins' Marchand on Canadiens' Plekanec | NHL | Hocke

That's disgraceful. The season's over for heaven's sake.

Call me old fashioned but to me that's just NOT Bruins hockey / behaviour. I mean he didn't even threaten to murder the guy.

I see the Bruins waiving him over this.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

Lou holding a press conference at 4, not really sure why. Possible Andy Greene extension (would like it but not worth a presser). Ryan Clowe retirement? (please). Marty related? The return of Kovy? New uniforms? What could it be?

Ownership is bankrupt?