Ongoing NHL thread - Part deux

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Going Down Wikipedia?s NHL Rabbit Hole «

Dallas Stars

The uniform, which was black with a green bottom and red trim, featured a modern representation of the constellation Taurus topped by a trailing green star with red trail marks. However, fans and critics derided the uniform crest for its resemblance to a uterus, nicknaming it the “Mooterus”.

This is where I’d put some sort of tongue-in-cheek comment, but I honestly don’t have anything that would top “Mooterus.” Let’s move on.

Well said and there is nothing to top "Mooterus".



Nothing.

 

[forty_three]

Some shiny things that belong to Jeff Carter.


Fuck Jeff Carter.

 

[forty_three]

https://twitter.com/DocInRealLife

Parody Twitter account of Doc Emerick in everyday situations.

 

[forty_three]

Those are going to look silly when he is traded or shipped to the minors in January.

 

[Harry Crack]

Some of the Scenes with Jimmy and Bunk at the bar were epic

 

[Harry Crack]

Clay Davis of The Wire "Sheeeeeeeit" - YouTube

Greatest politician ever.

I loved the right hand man to the Italian Mayor also

 

[mattola]

 

[elocomotive]

Fuck Jeff Carter.

Oh nice. I'm glad other people are passing along my Jeff Carter story.

 

[elocomotive]

Dallas Stars

The uniform, which was black with a green bottom and red trim, featured a modern representation of the constellation Taurus topped by a trailing green star with red trail marks. However, fans and critics derided the uniform crest for its resemblance to a uterus, nicknaming it the “Mooterus”.

This is where I’d put some sort of tongue-in-cheek comment, but I honestly don’t have anything that would top “Mooterus.” Let’s move on.

Well said and there is nothing to top "Mooterus".

Nothing.

I think my favorite part of the article was this...

Pittsburgh Penguins

Mario Lemieux retires and returns, second bankruptcy (1998–2001)

This is an actual section header that appears on the Penguins’ page. That’s what we’d call an eventful four years. Those seven words literally contain more interesting events than have occurred to the St. Louis Blues in their entire franchise history. It’s also comes dangerously close to being a haiku, so if anyone wants to just go ahead and fix that, the rest of us won’t stop you.

The subheader has since been changed to:
Mario Lemieux: First departure and return, second bankruptcy

Lol.

 

[IndyAndy]

D@mmit! - You beat me to it.

I just got home from work & saw this on Facebook, so I copied it & came right here to post it.

 

[forty_three]

Goalie Rankings: Central Division | TRL Hockey

It's perhaps time to impose a "TRLHockey" ban on the Hoop.

 

[Cobiemonster]

Everyone talks about me being the king of starting new threads but it looks like everyone else on here is new thread happy today

 

[IPostedWhat]

Everyone talks about me being the king of starting new threads but it looks like everyone else on here is new thread happy today

Everyone????

 

[pixburgher66]

Everyone????

THAT IS THE BEST SMILEY EVER.

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[mattola]

Bryan Trottier Will Be Named Assistant Coach In Buffalo

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I really hope the package contained a midget in a Rangers jersey who immediately jumped out and kneed Brown right in the balls.

 

[mattola]

Everyone talks about me being the king of starting new threads but it looks like everyone else on here is new thread happy today

well when everyone else starts a new thread it usually means its an active board. when one person starts more thread than EVERYONE else its called thread happy poster

 

[dash]

Bryan Trottier Will Be Named Assistant Coach In Buffalo

Any chance we can get Brian Bellows to join the Sabres coaching staff?

 

[Harry Crack]

Bryan Trottier Will Be Named Assistant Coach In Buffalo

What crime did he commit to get that sentence ?