Ongoing NHL thread - Part deux

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Well that didn't take long:
Oddsmakers give Sabres NHL-worst 100-to-1 chance to win 2016 Stanley Cup - BN Hockey

Only tied for last this year. Things are looking up!

 

[dash]

Oilers have better odds than both the Canucks and Flames? Go home oddsmakers, you're drunk.

 

[forty_three]

Oilers have better odds than both the Canucks and Flames? Go home oddsmakers, you're drunk.

Jackets have the same odds as the Oil.

I guess if everyone gets injured again.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Oilers have better odds than both the Canucks and Flames? Go home oddsmakers, you're drunk.

lines move because of betting patterns ... so deluded Coiler fans must be responsible for this

 

[dash]

lines move because of betting patterns ... so deluded Coiler fans must be responsible for this

Yes, that is likely the case - Unconfirmed reports state that somebody presented McJesus with five fish and two loaves of bread and he fed the masses.

 

[dare2be]

Yes, that is likely the case - Unconfirmed reports state that somebody presented McJesus with five fish and two loaves of bread and he fed the masses.

Something smells fishy with that crummy joke.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Think I'll put a 20 down on Florida.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Yes, that is likely the case - Unconfirmed reports state that somebody presented McJesus with five fish and two loaves of bread and he fed the masses.

wasnt this guy

 

[dash]

I'm thinking of putting a couple of bills on the Ducks...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Considering blowing 50 on the Leafs.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Considering blowing 50 on the Leafs.

youd be better off blowing 50 leafs players

 

[dash]

youd be better off blowing 50 leafs players

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Considering blowing 50 on the Leafs.

How's that any different than going to a Leafs game?

/I know there's no $50 Leaf tickets out there, it just fits the joke better that way.

 

[dare2be]

So, you say, "well, that's a much better bargain and entertainment value than blowing your money on going to a Leafs game"

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

How's that any different than going to a Leafs game?

/I know there's no $50 Leaf tickets out there, it just fits the joke better that way.

Sure there are - 3 times a year down the QEW!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^zing! lol

 

[BGDave]

Something smells fishy with that crummy joke.

No need to carp on Dash's sense of humour

 

[BGDave]

Well that didn't take long:
Oddsmakers give Sabres NHL-worst 100-to-1 chance to win 2016 Stanley Cup - BN Hockey

Only tied for last this year. Things are looking up!

TB at 12/1 is a very reasonable position to take.

 

[dash]

No need to carp on Dash's sense of humour

Maybe I should clam up, you know, just for the halibut.

 

[dare2be]

Maybe I should clam up, you know, just for the halibut.

I dough know, puns are your bread and butter.