Ongoing NHL thread - Part deux

[KennyBanyeah]

Buh buh buh Brendi and the Jets!

HA!! Gallagher is such a diving little puke.

 

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So, apparently Hall is out for a long time. And possibly Scrivens too (separate tweet).

MacTavish is smarter than I thought. Your move Buffalo.

I don't know, if you recall, he was the last guy in the NHL to play without a helmet.

 

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And I guess Buffalo's move would be to put Cody Hodgson back into the lineup.

 

[mattola]

I don't know, if you recall, he was the last guy in the NHL to play without a helmet.

why did I laugh so hard at this. ha. because it was hilarious and so true

 

[forty_three]

And I guess Buffalo's move would be to put Cody Hodgson back into the lineup.

God dammit. Now that this is a full blown arms race, I have to be upset that Boll is hurt. Him playing is the Jackets' best chance.

 

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Your move, Edmonton.

Renaud Lavoie @renlavoietva
Waivers:
MARK ARCOBELLO
PIT

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

God dammit. Now that this is a full blown arms race, I have to be upset that Boll is hurt. Him playing is the Jackets' best chance.

The Leafs are re-inserting David Clarkson into the lineup. Game-set-match.

 

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I might have found a new signature line:

Advanced statistics are like miniskirts. What they show is revealing but what they hide is crucial.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Other than Edmonton, you guys still have a lot of catching up to do if you want to guarantee one of the top 2.

If you're just trying to improve odds...well then, carry on.

 

[forty_three]

The Leafs are re-inserting David Clarkson into the lineup. Game-set-match.

This is more stressful than a run to the playoffs.

Let me briefly summarize what teams are doing to tighten this battle:
Toronto - Putting in David Clarkson, maybe trading both goalies.
Edmonton - Kerrigan'ed Taylor Hall, perhaps even Scrivens
Ottawa - LEHNER HULK SMASH
Jackets - Jared Boll playing, McIlhenny thinks he's a goalie. Renaming Stinger to "Injury Bug".
Buffalo - Being Buffalo
Philly - Everyone is getting suspended. Mason is broken, meaning Emery plays.

Have I missed anything?

 

[Cobiemonster]

This is more stressful than a run to the playoffs.

Let me briefly summarize what teams are doing to tighten this battle:
Toronto - Putting in David Clarkson, maybe trading both goalies.
Edmonton - Kerrigan'ed Taylor Hall, perhaps even Scrivens
Ottawa - LEHNER HULK SMASH
Jackets - Jared Boll playing, McIlhenny thinks he's a goalie. Renaming Stinger to "Injury Bug".
Buffalo - Being Buffalo
Philly - Everyone is getting suspended. Mason is broken, meaning Emery plays.

Have I missed anything?

Zac Rinaldo getting suspended hurt their tank chances

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

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Reporter: What are the prospects for peace in the Middle East?
Sutter: We're not trading any prospects.

 

[tducey]

Looks like the push to get Vegas a team is on this week, good idea or bad idea guys?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

He'd almost be as fun as President as Biden. Almost.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Reporter: What are the prospects for peace in the Middle East?
Sutter: We're not trading any prospects.

Reporter: What do you make of the recent budget cuts?
Sutter: They promised me we'd spend to the cap.

 

[Cobiemonster]

He'd almost be as fun as President as Biden. Almost.

 

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Looks like the push to get Vegas a team is on this week, good idea or bad idea guys?

Do we have any update on how the season ticket drive is going? The party guy in me who likes Vegas and would love to watch a NHL game live in Vegas says "Go for it" but the practical side of me wonders if it will work.

 

[Comeds]

Do we have any update on how the season ticket drive is going? The party guy in me who likes Vegas and would love to watch a NHL game live in Vegas says "Go for it" but the practical side of me wonders if it will work.

Well now I picture Dash like this:

 

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Well now I picture Dash like this:

No shirt, No shoes, No dice comeds.