Ongoing NHL Thread - Part Brock and Roll Four Lines

[forty_three]

His head wasn't really down. He's just so tall he has to tilt down a little or else he can't see the defenders he is about to undress.

 

[dash]

You see kids, that's what happens when you don't finnish your checks.

 

[dare2be]

I think that hockey joke has been used enough to classify it as a Mattola.

 

[forty_three]

That was a fun game. We both have a lot to look forward to @Nasty_Magician

By the way, tell Dougie this is hockey, not soccer

 

[dash]

I think that hockey joke has been used enough to classify it as a Mattola.

I do need some new material.

 

[naslundfan19]

You see kids, that's what happens when you don't finnish your checks.

If Severson were a Czech, it’d be an even better pun.

 

[thedddd]

Scott Stevens is wondering what the hell happened to the Devils defense.

Scott witnessing this live.

 

[forty_three]

Last night was actually game 1006, but he was so far behind the play he just arrived at #1000.

 

[thedddd]

Last night was actually game 1006, but he was so far behind the play he just arrived at #1000.

Glad to see he finally found a team that understands his talents. A generational player like him only comes around once every decade glad he is prospering in Colorado.

Hmmm that is a pathetic ceremony they didn't even invite his parents!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Last night was actually game 1006, but he was so far behind the play he just arrived at #1000.

Glad to see he finally found a team that understands his talents. A generational player like him only comes around once every decade glad he is prospering in Colorado.

Hmmm that is a pathetic ceremony they didn't even invite his parents!

Kind of an odd number to retire, but who am I to question the Avs number retirement decisions?

 

[dash]

Kind of an odd number to retire, but who am I to question the Avs number retirement decisions?

lol - Yes sir.

 

[sbb122]

Last night was actually game 1006, but he was so far behind the play he just arrived at #1000.

His parents are auctioning that jersey on eBay

 

[blindbaby]

"Dahlin I love you just give me Park Avenue."

 

[dash]

"Dahlen I love you just give me Park Avenue."

Nice one Zsa Zsa

/Edit - Or was it Eva
//Benning - There's more than one Gabor?!?

 

[blindbaby]

Nice one Zsa Zsa

I was just a little Gabor'd.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ryan Lochte approves this.

 

[thedddd]

Ryan Lochte approves this.

I mean if you don’t break your dick you ain’t trying.

 

[dash]

Ryan Lochte approves this.

@Comeds will confirm that the original title Matthew Wilder was going to use was "Break My Dick"

 

[mattola]

 

[Comeds]

@Comeds will confirm that the original title Matthew Wilder was going to use was "Break My Dick"

I keep getting the urge to make a smart assed reply to this....but oh no, I got to keep on moving.