Old Misses Robert Nkemdiche reportedly falls from a 4th story window in ATL... or not.

[NDHoosier101]

^well that's not 4 stories.

 

[Chewbaccer]

From Jackson, Mississippi's newspaper:

15 feet, that's more believable than 4 stories with multiple cuts being the only injuries.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Robert will most definitely be suspended fromn his bowl game, and I'd imagine his draft stock will suffer.

Dumb move, Mr. Nkemdiche.

 

[B_dub]

15 ft is four stories? Is he visiting hobbits?

 

[7Samurai13]

Was he trying to save his imaginary nephew?

 

[B_dub]

Was he trying to save his imaginary nephew?

Nope. Heard it was Lennay Kekua.

 

[Cowboyinexile]

Nope. Heard it was Lennay Kekua.

Damn that chick is nothing but a jock chaser.

 

[cwerph]

^well that's not 4 stories.

It is in the SEC! #everythingIsBiggerInTheSEC

 

[bamabear82]

It is in the SEC! #everythingIsBiggerInTheSEC

This ^ guy gets it.

 

[Red_Alert]

15 feet, that's more believable than 4 stories with multiple cuts being the only injuries.

It doesn't look like the multiple cuts were even from the fall.

"The Atlanta Police Department added that police found a small amount of what was suspected to be marijuana in the hotel room. GI Squad and a Narcotics Unit responded to the scene with a Crime Scene Unit, according to a report released Sunday afternoon to The Clarion-Ledger.

“It appears that the victim broke the window and then walked approximately 15 feet and climbed over a wall and fell approximately 15 feet,” according to the report."

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[Rebel]

Sounds like he was pretty fucked up to me. Not on the weed tho.

 

[SoonerJohn]

It doesn't look like the multiple cuts were even from the fall.

"The Atlanta Police Department added that police found a small amount of what was suspected to be marijuana in the hotel room. GI Squad and a Narcotics Unit responded to the scene with a Crime Scene Unit, according to a report released Sunday afternoon to The Clarion-Ledger.

“It appears that the victim broke the window and then walked approximately 15 feet and climbed over a wall and fell approximately 15 feet,” according to the report."

A far cry from "fell out a window four stories up." Thanks for being on top of the details as always social media!

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Cuts?

Sounds to me like he was thrown through the window.

 

[Rebel]

Cuts?

Sounds to me like he was thrown through the window.

You think the incredible hulk was in there with him?

 

[GoldRusher]

Drunk, stupid, or both?

I mean, dude picked Ole Miss....

 

[B_dub]

I mean, dude picked Ole Mi$$....

There u go.

 

[Texas Jefe]

sounds to me like someone pulled a gat and he vamoosed

 

[psaboy]

Well, he is SEC educated, so stupid is the norm.

 

[Ojb81]

sounds to me like someone pulled a gat and he vamoosed

A gat?? 1992 Dr Dre called, he says its 2015, speak accordingly