Old Man Utley is Amazing

[jvett77]

He drinks from the fountain of youth.

 

[Cedrique]

MVP!!!! MVP!!!!

 

[jvett77]

Utley in 12 games is 20 for.40 - .500/.565/.875 Best start of his career. I wonder if he can improve by mid-summer.

 

[Omar 382]

Old man Utley?! Fucking old man Schmitty! "In my day, milk cost 20 cents and you had to walk 35 blocks in the freezing cold just to buy it grumble grumble pitching inside is a lost art grumble grumble I never knew how hard Nolan Ryan threw kids today and their technology!!!"

 

[OregonDucks]

Utley is amazing. Still a power hitter

 

[powerchord86]

Dude works hard at what he does and it shows.

 

[Cedrique]

Old man Utley?! Fucking old man Schmitty! "In my day, milk cost 20 cents and you had to walk 35 blocks in the freezing cold just to buy it grumble grumble pitching inside is a lost art grumble grumble I never knew how hard Nolan Ryan threw kids today and their technology!!!"

I think he's just a little cranky because he regrets his decision to do the telecast every Sunday. That's the day he enjoys sitting on the back porch waiting for the neighbor kids to hit a wiffle ball in his yard so he can yell at them when they go to retrieve it.

 

[Omar 382]

I think he's just a little cranky because he regrets his decision to do the telecast every Sunday. That's the day he enjoys sitting on the back porch waiting for the neighbor kids to hit a wiffle ball in his yard so he can yell at them when they go to retrieve it.

It's especially hard because Schmidt lives in a 5000 acre house and he loves making fun of the socio-economic background of the soft 8 year olds who never had to work a hard day in their life.

 

[Cedrique]

These kids think they have it so tough when the internet goes down for a couple hours. Back in Schmitty's day you either jerked off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog or you used your damn imagination!