NL East smack talk

[fightinfunbags]

Braves win 2 of 3 in Anaheim, and have won 5 of 7, successful road trip overall.

Phil’s Braves on Tuesday. Braves need a sweep

 

[Xeliou66]

Austin Riley now out for probably the remainder of the season. We’ve just been absolutely snake bitten with injuries this year. Pretty sure our season is done, I’m fully expecting us to miss the playoffs now. Thankfully football is almost here.

 

[bksballer89]

Austin Riley now out for probably the remainder of the season. We’ve just been absolutely snake bitten with injuries this year. Pretty sure our season is done, I’m fully expecting us to miss the playoffs now. Thankfully football is almost here.

What did the braves do to the baseball gods?

 

[fightinfunbags]

What did the braves do to the baseball gods?

It’s just the way that sports karma goes. Last year everything went their way. Like everyone of their everyday players had career years. This year it came back around. They wasted last year when they were probably the best team in baseball.

 

[fightinfunbags]

WTF is going on in centerfield in Atlanta? Don’t these fuckers know how to grow grass in Atlanta?

 

[fightinfunbags]

Some really gross ABs here. Lopez shit is hittable and he knows it. Have to make him throw strikes. Phillies hitters are getting themselves out.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Dammit! Letting garbage off the hook

 

[fightinfunbags]

Of course former Phillie Whitfield McTrashCan hits a triple off of Wheeler and scores the first run of the game. Dear God if the Phillies lose to this garbage lineup haha

 

[Cedrique]

Of course former Phillie Whitfield McTrashCan hits a triple off of Wheeler and scores the first run of the game. Dear God if the Phillies lose to this garbage lineup haha

yeah nothing was more predictable than Merrifield suddenly starting to hit now

 

[fightinfunbags]

Of course former Phillie Whitfield McTrashCan hits a triple off of Wheeler and scores the first run of the game. Dear God if the Phillies lose to this garbage lineup haha

And now a double

 

[fightinfunbags]

Fucking one guy to worry about in this lineup. Dumb

 

[Xeliou66]

Ozuna with a blast to put the Braves ahead!

 

[fightinfunbags]

Ozuna with a blast to put the Braves ahead!

No reason to even pitch to him. He’s the only guy who can hurt ya

 

[Cedrique]

Now it's not even funny any more. Go fuck yourself, Whit! (also nice fucking name)

 

[fightinfunbags]

Now it's not even funny any more. Go fuck yourself, Whit! (also nice fucking name)

This L is on the lack of offense. 1-2-3 in the lineup is 0-12

 

[fightinfunbags]

This L is on the lack of offense. 1-2-3 in the lineup is 0-12

It’s hilarious to me that the Phils have struggled with the Braves this year when they’re mostly dog shit. They run out this lineup tonight of Ozuna and 8 mongoloids and the Phils are gonna lose a Wheeler start. Make it make sense.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Bwahahaha! Fucking Little League shit. Giving up a run with 4 god damn walks.

 

[Xeliou66]

Braves take the first game against the Phils, 3-1. Nice win for the Braves, winning behind solid pitching as we’ve often done this year with Ozuna being our main offensive contributor.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Hahaha and the cherry on top of this fluke trash playing like the ‘27 Yankees tonight is Laureano pulling 3 lucky plays out of his ass.

Wheeler outing wasted.

This team is broken.

 

[Cedrique]

Hahaha and the cherry on top of this fluke trash playing like the ‘27 Yankees tonight is Laureano pulling 3 lucky plays out of his ass.

Wheeler outing wasted.

This team is broken.

Is there odds on which ham and egger takes Nola deep to ruin this one?