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JohnU
Aristocratic Hoosier
If it weren't for 488-foot home runs that MLB scribes wet their undies watching over and over, and the things the Yankees do, this would be one of the more uninteresting baseball seasons since 1989.
I suppose the last week or so will avail itself but honestly, this thing got warped out of shape in February when every scribe in the country wakked off to Bryce Harper and Manny Machado ... then wondered why Keuchel hadn't become the newest savior.
Watched the Reds vs. the Marlins and a total of 11,000 fans have shown up for 2 games I would not pay to watch (I guess I do with the MLB subscription).
NLC:
St. Louis: No surprise. I figured as much when they got Goldy, was surprised their manager held that pitching together. They have a lot of issues heading into post-season with their bullpen.
Cubs: Being a Reds fan in Cubs-land is like watching chipmunks fighting over a peanut. Half of them have to ask somebody if the team won that day. I tell them, if they care so fucking much, why not watch the game, and stop asking Reds fans.
Brewers: The long season outed that really mediocre pitching. If Milky didn't play the Reds, they'd be in 4th place.
Parrots: Playing the Reds simply proves that God has a sense of humor. Hurdle's gotten stale. Even if they get Tallion back, they are brutal. Colin Moran is annoying as fuck.
Reds: We got sold a bill of goods and we're still optimistic we have 3 solid starters for next year. Keep your eye on VanMeter and Senzel. The expected 78 wins is about on target.
Fuck: LAD, NYM-Y, BOS, SFG ... and any team that ESPN sucks off in order to get click-throughs.
Atlanta wins the pennant. Lord, I hope the Twins get something. You just don't have many chances to say that. If Tampa wins, go. Tickets will be available at the gate.
The White Sox: Why? Just, why?
The 488-foot home run counts as 1 run.
I suppose the last week or so will avail itself but honestly, this thing got warped out of shape in February when every scribe in the country wakked off to Bryce Harper and Manny Machado ... then wondered why Keuchel hadn't become the newest savior.
Watched the Reds vs. the Marlins and a total of 11,000 fans have shown up for 2 games I would not pay to watch (I guess I do with the MLB subscription).
NLC:
St. Louis: No surprise. I figured as much when they got Goldy, was surprised their manager held that pitching together. They have a lot of issues heading into post-season with their bullpen.
Cubs: Being a Reds fan in Cubs-land is like watching chipmunks fighting over a peanut. Half of them have to ask somebody if the team won that day. I tell them, if they care so fucking much, why not watch the game, and stop asking Reds fans.
Brewers: The long season outed that really mediocre pitching. If Milky didn't play the Reds, they'd be in 4th place.
Parrots: Playing the Reds simply proves that God has a sense of humor. Hurdle's gotten stale. Even if they get Tallion back, they are brutal. Colin Moran is annoying as fuck.
Reds: We got sold a bill of goods and we're still optimistic we have 3 solid starters for next year. Keep your eye on VanMeter and Senzel. The expected 78 wins is about on target.
Fuck: LAD, NYM-Y, BOS, SFG ... and any team that ESPN sucks off in order to get click-throughs.
Atlanta wins the pennant. Lord, I hope the Twins get something. You just don't have many chances to say that. If Tampa wins, go. Tickets will be available at the gate.
The White Sox: Why? Just, why?
The 488-foot home run counts as 1 run.