MLB Daily Thread: Nats Wake Up, Indians Win, But I'm A White Sox Fan

[DirtDirtDirt]

I'm going to see if he's available in my Yahoo league. He's doomed.

I'm going to see if he's available in my Yahoo league. He's doomed.

Definitely available

Definitely doomed

 

[Cyder]

Shit. Talk about an after thought. Ivan Nova.

He's not an afterthought. They need to get him back in the rotation asap so he can get hurt again asap

 

[cerealboi]

Definitely available

Definitely doomed

Yeah, I didn't mean available as in "does someone else already have him on his team?" I meant available as in "did Yahoo remember that this guy still plays baseball or is he in the Ryan Dempster zone."

 

[obxyankeefan]

Buhner had STEROID power, though. No park was going to keep him down in those days.

I didn't want to bring up the fact that Buhner took a young A Rod under his arm and taught him everything he knew.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Yeah, I didn't mean available as in "does someone else already have him on his team?" I meant available as in "did Yahoo remember that this guy still plays baseball or is he in the Ryan Dempster zone."

We know you meant available as in "single"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"Abducted by aliens" is code for life without parole.

Stupid hollywood, rewriting history again to fit their lib-tardical agenda

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

We know you meant available as in "single"

"WooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!" [laugh track]

Don't go away, "Cereal Dates Dudes" will be back after these messages

 

[chappee11]

"WooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!" [laugh track]

Don't go away, "Cereal Dates Dudes" will be back after these messages

“You robbed me of my manhood.”

“That’s petty theft.”

*canned laughter*

“Don’t go there!”


“Don’t Go There will be right back.”

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Chappee is en fuego

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

“Don’t Go There will be right back.”

I'm tired of "Don't Go There..."

I've heard "Talk to the Hand" has gotten good reviews

 

[cerealboi]

We know you meant available as in "single"

only if he can hook me up with a Jeter three way.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

only if he can hook me up with a Jeter three way.

Jee-Tore's beard was seen w/A-Rod yesterday, so he might be available soon, too

 

[Inquisitor95]

"Abducted by aliens" is code for life without parole.

Speaking of abducted by aliens, I'm going to take a trip to Houston and ask who are you guys and what have you done with the real Astros.

14-7 and 10-2 on the road. I may need the assistance of these guys:

Because...

 

[msgkings322]

I bet Black Francis that the Indians would win the KCR/CLE series. He found out that I hate the White Sox, which explains why he dressed me like a felon.

Sounds like you think the White Sox are kind of the Raiders of baseball....and that's not a bad analogy

 

[ChiSoxFan]

or beat the shit out of a coach

That actually was Redfoot. He and his skinhead son have since been mildly rehabilitated and moved to Ohio.