More Whining from an SEC Coach

[handicappers]

I was the Oldtimer and for some reason got banned. I tried (I knew better than to try) to create an alt user name and password, that was about 6/8 months ago. They re-instated me with the same user name Oldtimer that I had before.

There's a lot of that going on around here.

 

[WhiteMamba]

There's a lot of that going on around here.

 

[handicappers]

Tiny mind imagines what, what ?i set as my criteria for a successful coach. Honestly judging from previous years of recent note, you would do great to have a coach who could average 10-11 wins a year. I dont see what i stated as my criteria as being tiny or small minded, its what i want and anything more is a plus. Agree or dont, its all good, we know who has rings in the last decade and who doesnt.

Ouch, bustin out the heavy artillery. Your "who has the rings" ending really is gonna sting.

 

[handicappers]

lol, he left that hanging curve and I couldn't resist.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

^^^^

doesn't pay attention to media days.

Pays attention to threads about media days

Pays attention to mouth breathing message board posters comments re: media days.

Just happened in after who knows how many pages. Made a comment and now i am barrage by panty twisted people who all hate Nick Saban. News flash people, i am not him, so take it up with him because I dont fucking care what he says as long as he is winning 10+ games or more per year and puts in the hunt. Its a pretty simple concept to follow if you open your mind.

 

[HammerDown]

I'm sure that's just how your tiny little mind imagines it.

You have the oddest, most generic comebacks. I swear it's like you're using a Magic 8-Ball of sports message board insults or something. I keep reminding myself that you're a nutswinging Michigan fan but it's still peculiar as hell.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

I only pay attention to threads about media days.

So why are you not in the B12 threads, isnt that happening now, thought i saw a thread on it recently.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Ouch, bustin out the heavy artillery. Your "who has the rings" ending really is gonna sting.

I coulda used the "last time we met" argument for the Michigan fan, but I didnt want to totally demoralize the fellow. I left him with some dignity atleast, give me that much.

 

[7Samurai13]

You have the oddest, most generic comebacks. I swear it's like you're using a Magic 8-Ball of sports message board insults or something. I keep reminding myself that you're a nutswinging Michigan fan but it's still peculiar as hell.

Yo mama

 

[WhiteMamba]

Just happened in after who knows how many pages. Made a comment and now i am barrage by panty twisted people who all hate Nick Saban. News flash people, i am not him, so take it up with him because I dont fucking care what he says as long as he is winning 10+ games or more per year and puts in the hunt. Its a pretty simple concept to follow if you open your mind.

If you don't care, why are you defending his honor in a Gus Malzahn thread?

I have never seen a fanbase cry so much over someone "hating" their teams Hc.

I am not sure anyone actually hates him.

Poking fun doesn't equal hate.

I know in the south the word hate is thrown around a lot.

But I highly doubt any one here hates Nick Saban.

 

[romeo212000]

You have the oddest, most generic comebacks. I swear it's like you're using a Magic 8-Ball of sports message board insults or something. I keep reminding myself that you're a nutswinging Michigan fan but it's still peculiar as hell.

Check and see if his IP matches Guns N' Guitars.

 

[The Oldtimer]

There's a lot of that going on around here.

Yeah, I know.

 

[handicappers]

So why are you not in the B12 threads, isnt that happening now, thought i saw a thread on it recently.

Another Burn. The zingers just keep coming.

FYI, I don't hate Saban and I don't wear twisted panties. I wear granny panties.

 

[FSUmanager]

Just happened in after who knows how many pages. Made a comment and now i am barrage by panty twisted people who all hate Nick Saban. News flash people, i am not him, so take it up with him because I dont fucking care what he says as long as he is winning 10+ games or more per year and puts in the hunt. Its a pretty simple concept to follow if you open your mind.

Nobody Hates Nick Saban. Well maybe War Eagle does. Everyone outside of them loves him. Someone has to make our Keebler Cookies.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

If you don't care, why are you defending his honor in a Gus Malzahn thread?

I have never seen a fanbase cry so much over someone "hating their teams Hc.

I am not sure anyone actually hates him.

Poking fun doesn't equal hate.

I know in the south the word hate is thrown around a lot.

But I highly doubt any one here hates Nick Saban.

I havent defended his honor. please show me where I have.

I stated my criteria for what i want from my coach, no more.

I also stated i dont care what he says. Cant see how thats defending his honor. Thats just my opinion on what i want from any coach at My Alma Mater.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Another Burn. The zingers just keep coming.

FYI, I don't hate Saban and I don't wear twisted panties. I wear granny panties.

I just asked you a question, you dont have to get them big ass panties all twisted

 

[handicappers]

I havent defended his honor. please show me where I have.

I stated my criteria for what i want from my coach, no more.

I also stated i dont care what he says. Cant see how thats defending his honor. Thats just my opinion on what i want from any coach at My Alma Mater.

Why do you think you're better than everyone?

 

[WhiteMamba]

Why do you think you're better than everyone?

That is an easy answer.

Allow me. It is because he chose Alabama as his favorite cfb team.

 

[handicappers]

That is an easy answer.

Allow me. It is because he chose Alabama as his favorite cfb team.

Did he "chose" Alabama when they started winning? Is that what the "bandwagon" part of his SN means?

 

[cwerph]

So why are you not in the B12 threads, isnt that happening now, thought i saw a thread on it recently.

Shut up, Art.

Take the team names out of it. Here are the resumes (all 3 are p5 teams).
Team A, B, C

Wins over top 25 (final rankings) teams, 3, 2, 2
FBS opponents: 13, 11, 11
Record vs bowl eligible teams: 9-1, 6-1, 7-1
SOS (espn): 46, 59, 53
Conference champ: Undisputed, Co-champ, Co-champ


I don't think this is as difficult as people make it.

It's a shame Jimbo doesn't feel the same

Oh, he does. Just ask him. He just wants PROOF, not just proof.

I'm not?