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lionscanWIN
The Morenci Mauler
hey everyone since the season is officially over for 9 teams ( ravens seahawks, colts, giants, texans, bears, saints, eagles and lions) i motion to make my first official move as lions interim GM cause everyone is about to get fired soon i might be able to slip in during the chaos.
anyway like i said the season is over for 8 other teams and since fire sale is the absolute only hope for doomed teams i am going to score big. draft picks for everyone over the next few years. kam wants a new deal? DONE! 3 ROUND pick for the seahawks, ravens thin at LB? cool levy goes to you + 2nd rounder, next 2 2nd rounders and a 1st for luck. calvin and a future 3rd rounder for ODJ cause that is 100000% the start to a HOF career that injuries will never derail. trade bell for wilfork, trade tomlinson and a 4th for cooks. then ill let the assistant GM scrounge for oline pieces from the texans and bears.
new plan creates a QB battle but those are always good for ratings plus when the oline gets their act together we can just keep the QB that is the least dead after the season and trade the other, so win/win.
seriously if the lions dont follow this plan they are idiots who will be missing out when the other 8 teams start their fire sales and we are stuck trying to sell our guys for 5th rounders which ill just mangle anyways so why am i bothering again?
anyway like i said the season is over for 8 other teams and since fire sale is the absolute only hope for doomed teams i am going to score big. draft picks for everyone over the next few years. kam wants a new deal? DONE! 3 ROUND pick for the seahawks, ravens thin at LB? cool levy goes to you + 2nd rounder, next 2 2nd rounders and a 1st for luck. calvin and a future 3rd rounder for ODJ cause that is 100000% the start to a HOF career that injuries will never derail. trade bell for wilfork, trade tomlinson and a 4th for cooks. then ill let the assistant GM scrounge for oline pieces from the texans and bears.
new plan creates a QB battle but those are always good for ratings plus when the oline gets their act together we can just keep the QB that is the least dead after the season and trade the other, so win/win.
seriously if the lions dont follow this plan they are idiots who will be missing out when the other 8 teams start their fire sales and we are stuck trying to sell our guys for 5th rounders which ill just mangle anyways so why am i bothering again?