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[Sam Sportboy]

Does Slammin Sammie have the Visigoths on lockdown?

I think he has tie breaker on me. Not sure.

Nah.............still a long way to go..............if freaking Golden Taint doesn't make a 15 yard catch with like 2 minutes left in a game that tLions had well in hand then maybe...............

Spoiler

Amazing how I can't remember my wife's BDay but can remember 1 fucking play from a meaningless game that my whole season is coming down to..............

 

[Trudem]

Nah.............still a long way to go..............if freaking Golden Taint doesn't make a 15 yard catch with like 2 minutes left in a game that tLions had well in hand then maybe...............

Spoiler

Amazing how I can't remember my wife's BDay but can remember 1 fucking play from a meaningless game that my whole season is coming down to..............

yeah my wife gets on to me all the time. I hear a song for the first time in two years and I can sing every word or I can recall a bad beat in poker but I get the birthdays of my two boys mixed up all the time.

 

[averagejoe]

Relegation Station

...Really no chance that anybody else is included in this unless Joe has two really bad weeks.

Always appreciate the work and summations.
But thanks for the kiss of death.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

yeah my wife gets on to me all the time. I hear a song for the first time in two years and I can sing every word or I can recall a bad beat in poker but I get the birthdays of my two boys mixed up all the time.

Glad to know I'm not the only one... I'll let my wife know

 

[SteelersPride]

Glad to know I'm not the only one... I'll let my wife know

Biiiig matchup

 

[Barilko]

How about crossing the border in to U S of A

Who is that in the back seat

That is my son and daughter

Ok what’s is your sons name and birthday

It’s Ryan and. and and

I’m waiting sir

I forgot sorry

 

[averagejoe]

How about crossing the border in to U S of A

Thats funny.
Unless you really have had to deal with US customs agents.
They're all business and no joking.

 

[obxyankeefan]

How about crossing the border in to U S of A

Who is that in the back seat

That is my son and daughter

Ok what’s is your sons name and birthday

It’s Ryan and. and and

I’m waiting sir

I forgot sorry

Going the other way into Canada.

They choose us to pull over and talk to the agents in the building and my wife got pissed.

When the customs agent told my wife she was in a foreign country and he did not have to let her in. She told him that Canada was part of the US. Then told him because he was of Asian decent that she was more Canadien then him.

He threw me in the holding cell to try and calm her down.


Do you know how hard it is to try and not laugh when someone says Canada is part of the US and is serious?

 

[averagejoe]

Going the other way into Canada.

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[averagejoe]

Been to Canada many times. Too many to count.
Never had a problem going in.
Always seem to have a problem coming back.

I do remember one US Customs agent asking me the nature of my visit in Canada.
I answered, "Vacation."
He said something along the lines of, "So you enjoy giving foreign countries your money."
(That was the time we drove from Ontario into Detroit as we circled the great lakes.)

 

[obxyankeefan]

Been to Canada many times. Too many to count.
Never had a problem going in.
Always seem to have a problem coming back.

I do remember one US Customs agent asking me the nature of my visit in Canada.
I answered, "Vacation."
He said something along the lines of, "So you enjoy giving foreign countries your money."
(That was the time we drove from Ontario into Detroit as we circled the great lakes.)

The wife and me have been through customs many times and that was the only time we ever had an issue.

 

[tlance]

WEEK 12 STANDINGS

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Okay so some quick notes here, the A league did have a really good week and they now are only trailing by 205.9 points for the season. A couple of more decent weeks and there might only be two teams moving, now it's certainly close enough to pay attention to.

A League playoff teams

#1 Ram (8-4 and better breakdown record than Steelers who has the division tie-breaker over Face right now with a better division record)
#2 Steelers (8-4 and better division record than Face and better breakdown record than Milk)
#3 Milk (8-4 and has already clinched the Porthos division)
#4 Face (8-4)

#5 Tlance (7-5)
#6 OBX (6-6) only other team still alive

Technically Milk is the only one that has clinched a playoff spot by clinching the Porthos division. Ram can clinch with a win either of the last two weeks or a loss by OBX either week. OBX would need to win both of his remaining games and have Ram lose both of his to win the division.

Treff, Joe, Trudem, TKO, Bandit, and Fuzzy have all been officially eliminated.

Relegation Station

Treff 3.5 power ranking (captain of the sinking boat)
OBX 10.5 power ranking
Bandit 12.5 power ranking
Trudem 12.5 power ranking
Fuzzy 13.5 power ranking

Really no chance that anybody else is included in this unless Joe has two really bad weeks.

Face and Steelers meet up this week to determine who the division leader will be. Steelers would clinch the division with a win because neither Tlance or Face could catch him in division record.

Ram and OBX play and OBX must win to keep his slim playoff hopes alive.

Bandit and Fuzzy meet in a battle of trying to fight off relegation.

B league notes

Division of death lived up to it's name the first week of division games with all four teams scoring over 109.6 points and both games within 3.5 points of each other. Foot and Harold came out on top which made things a lot closer in the standings as now Harold is only one game behind Barilko and everybody in the division is 2-2 within the division. Harold also passed Barilko for the breakdown lead with Lefty still lurking as that is far from clinched as well.

Playoff teams

#1 Barilko (9-3 and still clinging to a one game lead in the division over Harold)
#2 Femurov (7-5 holds the tie-breaker over Shady because he is 4-0 in the division, regardless of what the ESPN standings say)
#3 Sam (6-6 and leading the division of mediocrity)
#4 Harold (8-4)

#5 Lefty (7-5 and better breakdown record than Shady)
#6 Shady (7-5 and alive for the wild card, but has a better shot at winning the division if he wants in the playoffs.)
#7 Monkey (6-6 and still alive for the division as well)
#8 Smitty (5-7 and still alive for the division, but not the wild card)

BK, EHB, Foot, and Stomp have officially been eliminated from playoff contention although honestly I think we should just let the division of death keep playing each other. LOL.

Movin on Up

Harold 84-48
Barilko 83-49
Lefty 78-54

Pit of Hell (oblivion)

Monkey 8 power ranking
BK 8.5 power ranking
EHB 9 power ranking

This weeks matchups are pretty much all still meaningful

Shady vs. Monkey - Monkey has to win to keep his playoff hopes alive

Stomp vs. Femurov - Femurov needs to win to keep his division lead. He would win the division if he wins and Shady loses, because Shady couldn't catch him in division record

Foot vs. Lefty - Lefty has to win to keep his playoff chances alive

Harold vs. Barilko - might be the game of the year. Barilko would clinch the division with a win. If Harold wins and Lefty wins, it all would come down to the last week which hopefully it will.

Smitty vs. EHB - Smitty needs to stay within a game of Sam to have a chance at the division.

Sam vs. BK - Sam can clinch the division with a win and a loss by Smitty.

There you go. Good luck to everybody and may the B league make a lot of poor lineup decisions. LOL.

What if my team averages 46 points the next 2 weeks? Could I enter the relegation race?

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Last year I went to Canada in a company van, with a company laptop and my smart phone at 3:00am. Only person going across the border at that time of day. They made me park the van while they went thru it with a fine tooth comb. Then they had me unlock my phone and went thru it with a very suspicious look while doing it. About a million questions. Held me up for about two hours, ended up being late to my appointment. After that I took my own vehicle and not quiet so early when going to Canada.

 

[MilkSpiller22]

@averagejoe and i are in a dual already!!! Bust league??

 

[HaroldSeattle]

@averagejoe and i are in a dual already!!! Bust league??

Not to often you see both teams with a negative score.

 

[averagejoe]

@averagejoe and i are in a dual already!!! Bust league??

Not to often you see both teams with a negative score.

I'm afraid to look.
But Bandit is dead to me.

 

[Barilko]

Thats funny.
Unless you really have had to deal with US customs agents.
They're all business and no joking.

Oh tha was real

 

[leftypower]

Geee, the 'experts' were wrong on V. Davis. ... most said last weeks dub was completely due to game flow that they controlled. .... well, WAS wasn't in control of anything last night - so what will the analysis be this time ?

 

[tlance]

Geee, the 'experts' were wrong on V. Davis. ... most said last weeks dub was completely due to game flow that they controlled. .... well, WAS wasn't in control of anything last night - so what will the analysis be this time ?

Terribly injured Oline is unable to protect Cousins, which simultaneously makes Davis a blocker and forces Cousins to check down to the RB when Davis actually runs a route.

 

[Trudem]

Terribly injured Oline is unable to protect Cousins, which simultaneously makes Davis a blocker and forces Cousins to check down to the RB when Davis actually runs a route.

Paul outs apped him because David is a dreadful blocker. Unfortunately I completely overlooked TE this week. Finals week is taking most of my attention