Chef99
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Week 6 Recap
"This one goes out to all those kicking nets out there!"
***side note, kickers didn't top 12 points this week... the Gostkowski rule is no longer in effect.
Milk drowns Lefty - 91.8 to 56.3
Milk gets enough Luck (man, I'm sick of that joke) from Lefty's downer. Beckham awakens! I heard Milk will be the best man. Dwayne Allen left with an early injury, but milk only needed Luck and ODB. Evens up to 3-3.
Lefty ran out of cereal this week, with nobody showing up. Not much to say other than that. Back to the drawing board, I'm sure he'll rebound. Evens down to 3-3.
Tlance cooks Face - 100.1 to 76.7
A timely trade nets the TD Makers a QB, but the elephant in the room is Ezekiel Elliott. A rookie playing like a monster, behind a rookie QB? Wow! Can he score on his bye next week? Moves to 2-4.
As Face mentioned, he lives and dies with Ben and Brown. Now, he'll need a new chucker for a while. Tough luck with Martin, Riddick last week and now Ben goes down. Keep on heading West I guess. Back to 3-3.
Chef incinerates Bandit - 141.5 to 67.5
Nothing to see here, just the master chef and his new Mariota flame thrower. Le and De at it again, especially Le! Gronk looks like Robo Gronk again. I'll say again, do not enter this kitchen! Untouched at 6-0.
Bandit played husband this weekend, and so did his football players. "Led" by Aaron Rodgers, there is really nothing here but almost touchdowns. His very stout bench didn't deliver either. Slapped to 3-3.
Fuzzy slams Ram - 119.9 to 77.8
The new Brady bunch is rolling. Stewart returns and Cam doesn't steal his touchdowns. Makes sense, Panthers, if you want your MVP playing. Michael continues to be a good buy and Julio lights up the LOB. Up to 2-4.
Ram limps into this matchup and pays for it. Really hurting at RB2, but it didn't matter this week anyway. Miller finally shows up, but he didn't invite any team mates. Sitting at 1-5.
SP ices Joe - 110.1 to 72.7
Matt Ryan has a day in Seattle. David Johnson keeps on truckin'. This is a mighty squad, and looks like the KOTF 1-2 punch lies in the same division. One yard, SP, one yard! Rolling at 5-1.
Joe's Jags have not been much good to him this season. Starting out slowly with Rivers on Thursday, led to much of the same on Sunday...other than Bell's "bad" games being double digits. Drops to 2-4.
...and the game of the week goes to
TKO corners Treff - 121 to 100.3
Easy Breesy beautiful Cover 3. Drew rakes in 40, which is good because Stafford had 35 on the bench! Also lucky that the Ware benching wasn't costly, as Fleener did the rest! Crawls to 4-2.
Unlucky for Treff, as this was the GOTW because it was the only dual-triple digit game. Yup, Treff would have beaten seven teams this week. Schedule gods have spoken. Back to 3-3.
***double side note... Chef alone would have beaten Lefty and the Bandit, Lefty and Joe, Lefty and Ram, Lefty and Face or Bandit and Joe! Ouch!
Go Bills!
Dude, you are nailing these recaps - and it is making me more competitive on my Barbarians' ones. Hats off to you!