Mayhew is about to do something real crazy.

[broncosmitty]

Don't apologize. I just decided that rather than be the UnderCard for Max V Swarm being me Vs TPaul Id go away. That doesn't mean Im against the idea, I just tried to take a deep breath. It didn't do any damn good. I still want to scream at a dozen morons. Doesn't mean I don't consider many, or most of said morons my friends, or that Id even dream of getting married without inviting those morons to my reception at least. Cuz I would, and I will. And somebody better get a fat lip before the fun ends at sundown. But.......... there's an overabundance of stupid shit in this thread. If who you want is "elite", accept that were not taking him. Cuz we can't pay him. It's the sad ugly truth of being a fan of a team that doesn't actually compete for championships. Cuz face it, we don't. Were shitty. The Kansas City Royals know theyre shitty. For some reason the Lions like to lie. We don't even compete for division championships. Since we're ran by drunks and idiots. Drunks and idiots that like to lie and say we're a highly talented team that is a highly desirable job.(Giant lie, look at the scrub coach that was going to get fired as a coordinator on account of pure suckiness.) And is amicalably discussing a contract with its best defensive player in generations. All bullshit.

 

[broncosmitty]

And when I read aboot "Playmakers" I get more pissed. Louis D had a pick for a TD. A fumble for a TD. And a safety as a rookie. You know how many rookies did that before he did? .............................. NONE! You know how many players had ever done that in a season in their career.................. ONE! Don't pretend that players aren't aren't/weren't//won't be Playmakers. Cuz they are. We just can't afford them. Because this franchise has decided to overpay a guy that doesn't make his teammates better and likes to fumble more than anyone in the league. Delmas now plays forMiami because or GM and LeWand shouldnt have jobs. Not because Caldwells cronies are good replacements. It's a sad bumblefuck of affairs in Allen Park, don't kid yourself.

 

[lionstop1]

(Fart noise) Talk to you guys on draft day!

Love, peace and hair grease.

 

[gandydancer]

Out of 3 posts, I realized Smitty is a "elite" poster. He used letters to create "bumblefuck" and I actaully understood it.

 

[LPinSLC]

I think Smitty is mad that he hasn't got the Stafford jersey I promised him last week.

Sorry Smitty, I'm trying to get you one. Be patient.

 

[gandydancer]

Word on the farm was he took the "pick em" money he won and bought a Phil Coke jersey.

 

[themuzzer]

Word on the farm was he took the "pick em" money he won and bought a Phil Coke jersey.

 

[Naughtymax]

I have Smitty's new shirt right here. Don't lie, I saw you looking at it at last year's Home Opener.

 

[Naughtymax]

Id even dream of getting married without inviting those morons to my reception at least. .

Are congratulations in order?

 

[Old Lion]

I have Smitty's new shirt right here. Don't lie, I saw you looking at it at last year's Home Opener.

Downs syndrome is a terrible awful thing.

 

[broncosmitty]

Are congratulations in order?

No. Unlike The Lions, Rita needs to see some performance before she commits.

 

[gandydancer]

No. Unlike The Lions, Rita needs to see some performance before she commits.

Muzz and Old Lion said get the lulu blue pill. It helps their old asses perform.

 

[broncosmitty]

My uncle told me yesterday that he has a couple taped to his headboard. Licks 'em for goodluck.

 

[Naughtymax]

No. Unlike The Lions, Rita needs to see some performance before she commits.

They have instruction videos for that sort of thing. Vibrant, or Vivid, or something, is the name of the publisher.

You two are a pretty nice couple. Don't let her get away.

 

[Old Lion]

Muzz and Old Lion said get the lulu blue pill. It helps their old asses perform.

Be careful though, that shit is strong. Last time I took an extra one and my girlfriend practically chipped a tooth.

 

[Thruthefog]

Muzz and Old Lion said get the lulu blue pill. It helps their old asses perform.

I recommend saltpeter.

 

[broncosmitty]

If you buy cut flowers, those little blue pills crushed up in the water will make 'em last a week longer. No kidding, true story.

 

[tpaulus_2]

If you buy cut flowers, those little blue pills crushed up in the water will make 'em last a week longer. No kidding, true story.

I can vouch for that. My old man is in the cut flower business, we buy a bulk powder that is basically viagra that we mix into the storage containers we keep the flowers in while they're awaiting shipping...

 

[broncosmitty]

I can vouch for that. My old man is in the cut flower business, we buy a bulk powder that is basically viagra that we mix into the storage containers we keep the flowers in while they're awaiting shipping...

I've always heard cutting Sprite in the water also helps. No idea if Sprite has any other magical powers though.

 

[Cleaves2000]

I've always heard cutting Sprite in the water also helps. No idea if Sprite has any other magical powers though.

We all know youre not talking about "flowers".......weeds dont have flowers on them....just buds...maybe ill break the grow light out and use some viagra this time...