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Matt Barnes, the most laughable fake tough guy not named Kevin Garnett

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I believe him.

I don't know how rough he had it being biracial in Santa Clara.

But, My daughter got picked on for years for that very thing.

She's half black, half white. But, looks straight up Latina.

The black kids gave her hell.

The white kids just looked confused when she called me Mommy...lol
 

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But he would still beat the ever living shit outta you Hammer :pound:
 

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But he would still beat the ever living shit outta you Hammer :pound:
A 6' 7" professional athlete about 2/3 my age? I'd sure hope so. That gives him tons of cred on the mean streets of Sactown, right? :rolleyes:
 

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Matt Barnes is like the 6th man on the "Dudes you don't want to fuck with" team (Stephen Jackson is still starting at SF despite being retired because dude, don't fuck with Captain Jack). So just in case Matt Barnes ever reads this, I'd just like to let him know I am in no way supportive of this topic. This is all Hammer.
 

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Forgot to mention you should remove the "Not named Kevin Garnett" part because Barnes is indeed more laughable. And I've come to not hate Garnett as mush as his career winded down.

Another fake tough guy was Kenyon Martin.... Actually maybe he was just retarded. Anyways I hated him. He had a stupid neck tattoo also.
 

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Forgot to mention you should remove the "Not named Kevin Garnett" part because Barnes is indeed more laughable. And I've come to not hate Garnett as mush as his career winded down.

Another fake tough guy was Kenyon Martin.... Actually maybe he was just retarded. Anyways I hated him. He had a stupid neck tattoo also.
The Lips?

Hella-gay.
 

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I believe him.

I don't know how rough he had it being biracial in Santa Clara.

But, My daughter got picked on for years for that very thing.

She's half black, half white. But, looks straight up Latina.

The black kids gave her hell.

The white kids just looked confused when she called me Mommy...lol

my kids're zebras, too...

can TOTALLY relate...
 

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I know Garnett is no tough guy.

What makes you guys believe Matt Barnes is a fake tough guy.
 
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