KDS Draft Commentary Presents: Death of a [Used Car] Salesman edition

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I think some trades may have gone down

This is gonna be a big one. Sactown at 5, GS at 7 and us are the most likely to trade according to rumors.

 

[froman77]

shit. golden state gonna take barnes i bet. this is just awful. fuck fuck

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

We better not get Lil Retard. I'd be so pissed if that happens

 

[JUICEYP]

wheres the first big goofy white guy projected? i bet we find a way to take him

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Give us Lowry....please give us Lowry. The draft is dead. We ain't getting Black Dark Falcon Knight

 

[froman77]

im not paying attention to a mock draft ever again

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

wheres the first big goofy white guy projected? i bet we find a way to take him

ugh...Aaron Gray?

 

[froman77]

wheres the first big goofy white guy projected? i bet we find a way to take him

tyler zeller. guys the next jeff foster... without the toughness

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Hey Winsbro, who is that goofy sloppy second you want us to pick again?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Okay, now this is starting to make sense. Lil Retard, Barnes, Drummond should be next.

 

[CarlWinslow]

awe man, this are all falling in place for drummond

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

All right Salesman, the draft is dead. Trade that fucking pick.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I'm very surprised Sactown didn't pick Drummond.

 

[CarlWinslow]

We better not get Lil Retard. I'd be so pissed if that happens

why yo hate tard? uzoh's tripple douby?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Aw man, this guy is so much better than the Jailbait Kings

 

[JUICEYP]

blazers gonna take drummond, need a big beside aldridge

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

why yo hate tard? uzoh's tripple douby?

Pretty much in comparison to the other guys I want on this team, tard is way down on the list.

 

[froman77]

blazers taking lillard. book it. id wager MDPs life on it

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

blazers gonna take drummond, need a big beside aldridge

Good point...which means, Black Dark Falcon Knight will be selected by the Warriors. FUCK THAT COIN TOSS!

 

[raptorlife4]

Drummond to portland