KDS Draft Commentary Presents: Death of a [Used Car] Salesman edition

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I'm not going to make draft night I'm going to be pissed if I find out that we didn't get Dark Black Falcon Knight though.

"I am a Dinosaur."

Noooooooooo! I'll miss you!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

End of an era boys. I just found out that both AP and Garbagehosa have retired in the last two days. I think it's time to bring this back again....

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

From Hoopsworld:

06/28/12 11:39 AM EST – Alex Kennedy:

Dwight Howard’s departure from the Orlando Magic seems inevitable, with sources close to the situation characterizing the relationship between the superstar and the organization as irreparable. Sources say Howard no longer wants to be in Orlando and he won’t give the franchise the long-term commitment they’re seeking this summer. Howard hopes to be traded and he has been exploring all of his options in recent days.

Rob Hennigan, who was hired as Orlando’s new general manager last week, wants to salvage the relationship with Howard, but the damage may already be done. Howard seems ready to move on, with the Brooklyn Nets atop his list of preferred destinations. Howard has long coveted a trade to Brooklyn, where he would team up with Deron Williams, but sources close to the situation say that the Nets don’t have the trade assets to acquire Howard.

The Houston Rockets, fully aware of the strained relationship between Howard and the Magic, have been stockpiling draft picks in an attempt to trade for the superstar center. The Rockets are still trying to acquire first-round picks in the hours leading up to the draft, specifically the Sacramento Kings’ fifth overall pick and Toronto Raptors’ eighth overall pick. Houston knows that Hennigan would prefer to rebuild through the draft, following the same model as the Oklahoma City Thunder, where he was the assistant general manager under Sam Presti. If Orlando has given up hope of retaining Howard, Houston seems to be the frontrunner to acquire the All-Star center.

 

[froman77]

Using my undeniable wealth and fortune, I can exclusively report, here on Sports SportsHoopla that Chad Ford, ESPN's NBA Draft Insider, now has the Raptors projected to take with the eight pick.... Harrison Barnes!!!!!!!!!!!

FLY DARK BLACK FALCON KNIGHT! FLY!!

 

[froman77]

and i cant wait to post this youtube video after every falcon dunk

[YOUTUBE]rItrXj1lEGc&feature=fvwrel[/YOUTUBE]

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Using my undeniable wealth and fortune, I can exclusively report, here on Sports SportsHoopla that Chad Ford, ESPN's NBA Draft Insider, now has the Raptors projected to take with the eight pick.... Harrison Barnes!!!!!!!!!!!

FLY DARK BLACK FALCON KNIGHT! FLY!!

You and your stupid first-class ESPN insider ass better not be lying!! AHHH, I'M SO HYPED!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

and i cant wait to post this youtube video after every falcon dunk

[YOUTUBE]rItrXj1lEGc&feature=fvwrel[/YOUTUBE]

Why didn't we bring this joke in earlier?!?!?!?!

 

[raptorlife4]

Im pumped

 

[JUICEYP]

lets go Raps! on other news what did you think about the Schenn for JVR deal Raptor

 

[froman77]

You and your stupid first-class ESPN insider ass better not be lying!! AHHH, I'M SO HYPED!

The two picks that could screw it up, are Cleveland at 4, and GS at 7. Both have some interest in Barnes, but it looks like Cleveland like MKG better, and GS likes Dion Waiters better. I think either way we're getting Waiters or Barnes, so I'm psyched

 

[CarlWinslow]

"touch it dave" "don't you want to touch it dave"


EDDY CURRY

 

[CarlWinslow]

lets go Raps! on other news what did you think about the Schenn for JVR deal Raptor

UUUUUUUHHHHH

 

[CarlWinslow]

The two picks that could screw it up, are Cleveland at 4, and GS at 7. Both have some interest in Barnes, but it looks like Cleveland like MKG better, and GS likes Dion Waiters better. I think either way we're getting Waiters or Barnes, so I'm psyched

if one of them takes barnes someone will slip, preferably drummond or ggillchrist but i wouldn't be disapointed with lil retard

 

[CarlWinslow]

also, PLEASE NO RIVERS. way too white for this pick. too white for his own good

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Did Juicy P just pull a Brock Lesnar on this board?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

if one of them takes barnes someone will slip, preferably drummond or ggillchrist but i wouldn't be disapointed with lil retard

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[CarlWinslow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

not a fan of tard?

 

[CarlWinslow]

Did Juicy P just pull a Brock Lesnar on this board?

i beleive that was a rock

 

[CarlWinslow]

fuck i love how these basketball analyst's and commentators wear suits like what they do is so fucking complicated and important

jokes on us, back to the weed n liquor

 

[CarlWinslow]

drummond's calk to douby's bronze