Karl "The Mailman" Malone Wants to Fight Kobe Bryant

[HammerDown]

Entire video here: Karl Malone: Kobe Bryant Has A 'Standing Offer' To 'Knuckle Up' With Me

"We had a little issue," Malone told host Marc Lamont Hill. "I don't hold grudges ... I love Westerns. I'm old-school Western. Back in the day, when you had a beef, you didn't go get guns and knives ... we just go back in the back with no cameras and knuckle up. Get it over with."

Hill pressed Malone if he offered Bryant that route to resolution.

"It's a standing offer," Malone said. "Look, I don't want no trouble. I don't have a problem. People say whatever they want to say and that's great. I'm 6-9, 272 [pounds] to be exact. I'm not hard to find. I don't want no trouble. But if something got to go down, I'm not playing fair."

Kobe's not dumb. Malone would devastate him with one punch.

The Mailman talks about other things as well.

 

[TDs3nOut]

Wasn't it enough that he wanted to fuck Kobe's wife?

 

[HammerDown]

Wasn't it enough that he wanted to fuck Kobe's wife?

I think that story is one of those "three sides to every story" deals. The Mailman was in LA. He could have fucked one of about 100,000 women any time he wanted to. Why would he proposition Kobe's wife?

 

[TDs3nOut]

I think that story is one of those "three sides to every story" deals. The Mailman was in LA. He could have fucked one of about 100,000 women any time he wanted to. Why would he proposition Kobe's wife?

The hard wants what the hard wants?

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Haha I love Karl Malone. This makes me like him even more. Not too many men would want to square up with Malone though, so I don't blame Kobe for not taking him up on that offer.

 

[HammerDown]

I seriously doubt even Shaq would want to fuck around with Karl Malone. I'd rather get hit by a car.

 

[TDs3nOut]

I would pay to see the "big Aristotle" and the "Mailman" face off in a spelling bee!

 

[broncosmitty]

I think that story is one of those "three sides to every story" deals. The Mailman was in LA. He could have fucked one of about 100,000 women any time he wanted to. Why would he proposition Kobe's wife?

Cuz Kobe needs an ass whippin'?

What better way than to play that card?

"Huntin' pretty lil' Messican Girls!" Hahaha Shit still makes me laugh.

 

[HammerDown]

I would pay to see the "big Aristotle" and the "Mailman" face off in a spelling bee!

Shaq would just be laughing the whole time.

 

[Gooch1034]

This is what would happen to Kobe.

 

[Black Adam]

I would pay to see the "big Aristotle" and the "Mailman" face off in a spelling bee!

 

[trojanfan12]

Meh, a couple of old men. They'd each end up tearing a muscle or something on the first punch.

 

[Indrid Cold]

I think that story is one of those "three sides to every story" deals. The Mailman was in LA. He could have fucked one of about 100,000 women any time he wanted to. Why would he proposition Kobe's wife?

How come mega rock star Eric Clapton, who was surely swarmed by gorgeous groupies every night, just HAD to have George Harrison's wife???

 

[R.J. MacReady]

Malone is the basketball version of George Foreman.

Your going to be fighting a guy who's arms are closer to the size of legs.

 

[trojanfan12]

Malone is the basketball version of George Foreman.

Your going to be fighting a guy who's arms are closer to the size of legs.

Rope a dope

 

[R.J. MacReady]

How come mega rock star Eric Clapton, who was surely swarmed by gorgeous groupies every night, just HAD to have George Harrison's wife???

No matter how many women you can get, it does nothing for you when you come across a women who
just rings your bell.

 

[Indrid Cold]

Rope a dope

I saw a great bit on The Onion about how Ali modified the rope-a-dope later in his career by using his face to absorb the energy of opponents' punches to cleverly wear them down...

 

[HammerDown]

Malone is the basketball version of George Foreman.

Your going to be fighting a guy who's arms are closer to the size of legs.

which is why you respect the hell out of that man if you have to face off with him. Who was the big huge white English guy that Ali fought? Guy said Ali would never knock him down, and he didn't. Just kept pacing slowly forward for 15 rounds even though his face was hamburger. One devastating punch landed by one of those guys and it's nap time.

 

[Gooch1034]

which is why you respect the hell out of that man if you have to face off with him. Who was the big huge white English guy that Ali fought? Guy said Ali would never knock him down, and he didn't. Just kept pacing slowly forward for 15 rounds even though his face was hamburger. One devastating punch landed by one of those guys and it's nap time.

Henry Cooper? He is white isn't he? I was thinking Earnie Shavers but he is black.

 

[Rex Racer]

which is why you respect the hell out of that man if you have to face off with him. Who was the big huge white English guy that Ali fought? Guy said Ali would never knock him down, and he didn't. Just kept pacing slowly forward for 15 rounds even though his face was hamburger. One devastating punch landed by one of those guys and it's nap time.

Gotta be Chuck Wepner.