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Josh Hamilton Suicide Watch

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Josh Hamilton News! Woohoo!

Asshole got bumped outta cleanup. You guys who said I was nuts for saying he'd be in the 5-hole sooner rather than later were fucking WRONG!!! :yahoo:

 
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I predict the sissy-ass little bitch will do better in the five-hole. He had pressure with Pujols getting on base so often and just couldn't handle it. If Josh Hamilton had played 30 yrs ago, he'd never make it to the bigs. He's going to absolutely collapse before the end of the season though. I bet he never makes it back to cleanup.
 

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Scioscia saying he will bat 5th against lefties and 4th vs. righties...
 

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I predict the sissy-ass little bitch will do better in the five-hole. He had pressure with Pujols getting on base so often and just couldn't handle it. If Josh Hamilton had played 30 yrs ago, he'd never make it to the bigs. He's going to absolutely collapse before the end of the season though. I bet he never makes it back to cleanup.

How long before he says Anaheim's not a baseball town?
 

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If nothing else Josh Hamilton

is consistantly bad. Now that he has his outrages contract it appears he doesn't give a shit. He's on pace to set a MLB record for K's and that may happen before the AS break. Maybe the Angels can catch a break and have Pujols and Hamilton go on the DL for an extended period of time.
 

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He looks like he is on the same K pace as last year, just without the insanely hot start like last year. He averaged more than a strikeout per game last year, didn't realize he was that bad. On the same pace this year.
 

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So do i drop this bum for a bag of peanuts?
 

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I tried to tell angels fans.
 

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I tried to tell angels fans.

I'm curious, would you want him back on the Rangers? Say, if he had never said those idiotic things and burned his bridges.
 

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I'm curious, would you want him back on the Rangers? Say, if he had never said those idiotic things and burned his bridges.

Do you see the way he's performing now? I personally would say no. Hamilton has always been a free swinger who relied on his raw almost freakish talent. He's never been a student of the game and that was never going to change. As he ages and his raw gifts do the same he has never shown the ability or desire to adjust his game as necessary. Josh was an albatross waiting to happen. Add that to the fact that I don't miss his drama or constant weird injuries and the cost of signing him even at a hometown discount and I'd pass all day long.
 

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yeah..... a lot of the new band wagon fans wanted him back,but the ones that watch the games and have seen them play for more than 3 years were fine with josh leaving.

i thought he would get a 5/120 contract but that was before how awful he was the last 3/4 months of the season.....he never plays more than 130 games and he is either hot or cold...and swings at everything

the rangers tried to get him to be patient but i believe his reply was i have to swing my way out of the slumps
 

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Starts now. I say he slides to the six hole very soon and the fans and his team mates put enough pressure on him that he either commits suicide or suffers a massive drug relapse. I don't wish it on him but you can tell that sissy is fragile as hell right now. I think he's gonna order up some of the Escondido sweet leaf to try to kill the pain and get some rest and then it'll move to a local dive-bar to slice up some gutter glitter and he'll wake up a couple of days later in a Reseda motel with a couple 'o crack whores. I see divorce, drug charges and 60-day DL or suicide any minute now. I don't wish it on him but that contract will be the death of him. He can't take the pain all season.
 

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Me and my big mouth. He just went fucking YARD. :gaah:
 

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Everytime you make a thread of him, he does something good. :gaah:

It is a win-win for me.

He kills himself-the world is a better place.

He plays lights out, my fantasy team jumps to an elite team!
 

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Everytime you make a thread of him, he does something good. :gaah:

It is a win-win for me.

He kills himself-the world is a better place.

He plays lights out, my fantasy team jumps to an elite team!

You should definitely trade him to me.
 

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Josh Hamilton makes as much as the entire Astros' roster.
Angels 11-22. Astros 10-24.
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Butthurt you'll never be as successful and accomplished as that drug addict/alcoholic? Aww . Yeah, what a piece of shit. In great shape, making 25 million a year, pro athlete, a family. He's such a loser.
 
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