Is the statement Brady made of having 10,000 text messages in 4 months believable?

[Edonidd]

That's a complete load of shit and you know it.





We'd have at least 7 lawyers and 11 doctors. Don't forget the Mensa members and psychiatrists either. At least 12 are award winning journalists and they all have enormous wangs.

I wouldn't call it enormous. Mine just barely counts as huge. Enormous is stretching the truth a bit.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I wouldn't call it enormous. Mine just barely counts as huge. Enormous is stretching the truth a bit.

oh please

you take a leak and piss on your balls

 

[Edonidd]

oh please

you take a leak and piss on your balls

It's true. Happens more often than you'd think too. Sometimes it just sounds like too much work to unwrap it from around my waist. But I gotta wear it that way. Hurts way too much when I step on it otherwise.

 

[HammerDown]

That's a complete load of shit and you know it.





We'd have at least 7 lawyers and 11 doctors. Don't forget the Mensa members and psychiatrists either. At least 12 are award winning journalists and they all have enormous wangs.

And that's not even counting @NEPatsfan

 

[sonnyblack65]

Tom Brady is a fraud; a liar and a cheat. No one really believes him anymore.

I believe every word he says

 

[Shanemansj13]

The average teenager texts over 5,000 a month. Which comes out to be double of Brady's 10,000. Yes, it is believeable. He has all the free time in the world.

Probably surfing the web looking at his ghey pr0n, texting, tweeting, looking at trade rumors, screwing his hot wife while thinking about ghey pr0n, etc.

 

[williewilliejuan]

My 16 year old daughter averages over 300 texts per day. That would be 36000 in 120 days.

Conclusion: Brady is about 33% teenage girl

 

[Shanemansj13]

My 16 year old daughter averages over 300 texts per day. That would be 36000 in 120 days.

Conclusion: Brady is about 33% teenage girl

Jesus. 300/day is a shit ton. But half of them are probably like one word answers, "cool", "sure", "idk", "lol". Especially if they count emoticons as a text.

And most used one, "omg"

 

[williewilliejuan]

Jesus. 300/day is a shit ton. But half of them are probably like one word answers, "cool", "sure", "idk", "lol". Especially if they count emoticons as a text.

It's summer and her boyfriend is out of town, so she's probably sending more now than usual. It was 375 yesterday.

 

[Davis_Mike]

I have nearly 50 texts a day. That's around 1.5k a month. It's how I communicate during work with my family or friends. A text takes me maybe 15 seconds to send. And many of the texts are simple one word replies. I see no reason why someone as popular & important as Brady wouldn't have 10k text over a few months.

 

[redseat]

well duhhh.

ask people who actually know me here, a few do.

the internet isnt real, and so is this version of dan.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Me and @HammerDown text each other about 100 x a day, poor fella doesn't have landline service in his Sunnyvale Trailer Park

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Sometimes I'll take pics of my shits and send them to random numbers with the message "Here's what you asked for, now tell me where my wife is".

 

[Dude]

Nah, everything he says for the rest of his life will cast a shadow of suspicion. Brady says he's going to the movies? "Hell no, he must be lying."

 

[Shanemansj13]

It's summer and her boyfriend is out of town, so she's probably sending more now than usual. It was 375 yesterday.

Do you get like a log or something on the website? lol

 

[Shanemansj13]

Sometimes I'll take pics of my shits and send them to random numbers with the message "Here's what you asked for, now tell me where my wife is".

I need to try that. I used to just send my shit pics to people I know, the giant logs definitely ran a handful of friends away, I will try the random

 

[williewilliejuan]

Do you get like a log or something on the website? lol

I get a daily report of her activity as part of the parental controls I have on the account. I don't much care during the summer, but during the school year I clamp down on activity during certain hours.