Is the statement Brady made of having 10,000 text messages in 4 months believable?

[Rock Strongo]

So you're saying you're a liar and you are misrepresenting yourself?

no, im not saying that.

you are tho.

now take off your shirt.

 

[Rock Strongo]

"everyone here is exactly what they say, all the time"

 

[realityball]

Once you sext on a commercial site it goes

Is this a truthful statement or did he hire his assistant to do texts for him while he was sleeping so that he would then get the average time between texts up to 17.28 minutes?

How stupid ... he probably got caught in a sext site and once they got his information they sold it to marketers who spammed him 24/7...

they also probably sold it to identity thieves who then told the dorito dinks to deflate the fuckin balls ...





the bastids

 

[Scooby-Doo]

Tom Brady is a fraud; a liar and a cheat. No one really believes him anymore.

Considering he dances, slides and throws the deep ball like a 13 year old girl, I actually believe him on this one.

 

[moxie]

shit, if everyone here acted like they do in real life we'd have 2 lawyers, 1 dr, and 1 former college athlete instead of 1,000 that post here at any given moment.

That's a complete load of shit and you know it.





We'd have at least 7 lawyers and 11 doctors. Don't forget the Mensa members and psychiatrists either. At least 12 are award winning journalists and they all have enormous wangs.

 

[Rock Strongo]

thats me on the left:

i AM 6'3 about 250lbs

i DID go to college in the berkshires

i am a mechanical engineer

i am divorced

i do have a lovely penis

i give fantastic head



and in real ,life im not a dick. i just play one online.

 

[moxie]

no, im not saying that.

you are tho.

now take off your shirt.

I'm not saying that, I'm asking that. Those little squiggly things with dot underneath at the end of my statment indicate a question.

Why do you hate my shirt so much?

 

[moxie]

thats me on the left:

i AM 6'3 about 250lbs

i DID go to college in the berkshires

i am a mechanical engineer

i am divorced

i do have a lovely penis

i give fantastic head



and in real ,life im not a dick. i just play one online.

You look different with a hat on.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I'm not saying that, I'm asking that. Those little squiggly things with dot underneath at the end of my statment indicate a question.

Why do you hate my shirt so much?

i hate your shirt because its probably too hot where you are. free the moxie twins!

 

[Rock Strongo]

You look different with a hat on.

it covers my head. i can see that.

 

[Rock Strongo]

you may need a towel moxie...

i know, i know...dreamboat jones. its the hair.

 

[Rock Strongo]

thats enough internet po rn for you.

 

[Tgann69]

thats me on the left:

i AM 6'3 about 250lbs

i DID go to college in the berkshires

i am a mechanical engineer

i am divorced

i do have a lovely penis

i give fantastic head



and in real ,life im not a dick. i just play one online.

Yikes.

Just passin through... Nothing to see here folks.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Yikes.

Just passin through... Nothing to see here folks.

moxie keeps asking for dick pics, but im a gentleman.

 

[Tgann69]

moxie keeps asking for dick pics, but im a gentleman.

Moxie or Big Ken?

 

[moxie]

you may need a towel moxie...

i know, i know...dreamboat jones. its the hair.

Is that your #FreeTomBrady beard you're growing in protest? Solidarity, man. I dig it.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Is that your #FreeTomBrady beard you're growing in protest? Solidarity, man. I dig it.

no, thats my "being bald has forced me into one look for 20 years, so lets go with a beard." started as a hockey playoff beard.

i have my brady solidarity tattoo as a tramp stamp.

 

[Rock Strongo]

i know youd hit it.

 

[moxie]

i know youd hit it.

Spoiler

But which of you is into this? Internet Dan or Dan in Real Life?


Wait! Was that movie about you?!

 

[Rock Strongo]

Spoiler

But which of you is into this? Internet Dan or Dan in Real Life?


Wait! Was that movie about you?!

real life dan is pretty great. he buys dinner and opens doors.

oh, and i was the 3rd guy on the right in magic mike.