Is Russell Wilson going to die??

[jarntt]

gotta love the NY newspapers

Russell Wilson and Ciara get married, can finally have sex

so looks like he made an honest women of her...

 

[poprocksncoke]

gotta love the NY newspapers

Russell Wilson and Ciara get married, can finally have sex

so looks like he made an honest women of her...

This ones better

 

[Judge Fudge]

Meh....

Slow day at the office....

I hear ya. And i have to make up time from last week. Missed 3 hours. Fucking flu

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I hear ya. And i have to make up time from last week. Missed 3 hours. Fucking flu

If I get sick I just work from home. I make sure to bring my laptop home every day just in case. Saves me driving an hour to Nanaimo to get it if I need it.

 

[Broncos6482]

Only ever been with the missus.

And she's still there after 44 years of doing the nasty.....

Dang you're old.

But seriously, that's awesome. I'm about to hit 7 years with my wife, but I plan on making it last that long.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Dang you're old.

But seriously, that's awesome. I'm about to hit 7 years with my wife, but I plan on making it last that long.

The 44 starts from the summer of love before Grade 12.

Only been hitched for 39...

 

[dkmightyhammer]

If I get sick I just work from home. I make sure to bring my laptop home every day just in case. Saves me driving an hour to Nanaimo to get it if I need it.

Nanaimo eh? I hear they have good bars.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Trying to imagine Russell "laying down some tracks" brings my mind to this gem:

Really? I think it might go a little something like this:

*Sick track starts playing*

*Russ starts talking*

"Yo Future, I hear you been threatenin' me dawg. But guess what? I just married your baby mamma. You know what that means? Well, listen up"

*beat drops*

"Had to wait, until the day we wed
to take your ex to the comfort of my bed
I had them blue balls, P-S-I
2 years long yeah you know that spell was dry
Take her on our honeymoon, now I'll be concise
gonna hit that bitch just like my boy Ray Rice
She's my Tim Tebow, always on her knees
when I fart in her mouth she enjoys a hefty breeze
yeah she just loves the taste of my asshole
rimjob master, send her to the Pro Bowl
Got us a sex tape, and you know that shit is sick
filming all day you can call me Belichick
Upload it all to pornhub, got 5 million views
5 star rating, and we're getting rave reviews
She's way better than my ex though, glad I dumped that slut
Tate stole that bitch like she was a doughnut
After she cheated I knew it wouldn't last
When she wanted to score I just had to pass
Now with Ciara I have a better life
She was yo baby mamma, but now she's my wife
Every day, I enjoy that tight beaver
gotta admit she's no pedestrian receiver
Up all night we workin' through the Kama Sutra
We make time stand still, she don't need no Future."

*Russ drops mic*

 

[chf]

So our two choices are 4 decades married or skanky hoe.

Apparently I'm a skanky hoe.

 

[Ojb81]

Really? I think it might go a little something like this:

*Sick track starts playing*

*Russ starts talking*

"Yo Future, I hear you been threatenin' me dawg. But guess what? I just married your baby mamma. You know what that means? Well, listen up"

*beat drops*

"Had to wait, until the day we wed
to take your ex to the comfort of my bed
I had them blue balls, P-S-I
2 years long yeah you know that spell was dry
Take her on our honeymoon, now I'll be concise
gonna hit that bitch just like my boy Ray Rice
She's my Tim Tebow, always on her knees
when I fart in her mouth she enjoys a hefty breeze
yeah she just loves the taste of my asshole
rimjob master, send her to the Pro Bowl
Got us a sex tape, and you know that shit is sick
filming all day you can call me Belichick
Upload it all to pornhub, got 5 million views
5 star rating, and we're getting rave reviews
She's way better than my ex though, glad I dumped that slut
Tate stole that bitch like she was a doughnut
After she cheated I knew it wouldn't last
When she wanted to score I just had to pass
Now with Ciara I have a better life
She was yo baby mamma, but now she's my wife
Every day, I enjoy that tight beaver
gotta admit she's no pedestrian receiver
Up all night we workin' through the Kama Sutra
We make time stand still, she don't need no Future."

*Russ drops mic*

mmmmno I'm definitely thinking something like what I posted

 

[Cave_Johnson]

mmmmno I'm definitely thinking something like what I posted

Agree to disagree.

 

[Breed]

Abosofuckinglutely it's a serious question.

I'd wager that if you looked throughout the history of God fearing lads the world over from the beginning of time. The biggest cause of their downfall (and I'm not saying Wilson is headed for a fall) would be a woman.

Pussy has caused a short circuit to occur in the brains of many a God fearing lad.

 

[broncosmitty]

Women will cheat. All of them.

That cost her million$, since he kicked her to the curb before he signed the big contract.

True.

TAte is one expensive fuck.

 

[Ojb81]

Agree to disagree.

yep. disagree with ya, it's true.

 

[redseat]

NO!

Ciarra is trying to stay "relevant"

 

[broncosmitty]

Ciara looks like she gives great reverse blumpkins. My kinda woman.

I've spent WAAY too much time trying to figure out the logistics of this.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I've spent WAAY too much time trying to figure out the logistics of this.

She sucks his dick while she takes a shit.

 

[broncosmitty]

She sucks his dick while she takes a shit.

But what's the reverse?

 

[broncosmitty]

But what's the reverse?

Ohhhhhh

 

[Dolemite censored]

She sucks his dick while she takes a shit.

Uh, you don't get out a lot, do you ?