Is Russell Wilson going to die??

[RobBase]

 

[night]

I think the only way they're going to solve this is for Russ to put out some ill track dissin' this Future fella. Just roast him so hard that he has to go into hiding.

But in a country song instead of a rap song.

 

[chf]

Wilson is probably going to retire in a year and become a Carpenter, following in Jesus' footsteps. He'll do this until he's 32 and then get captured by pirates in a routine deep sea fishing excursion off the coast of Somalia, where there are no fish. He'll remain captive there until the US invents lightsabers in 2032. Once the US is done with that task we'll negotiate his freedom for 2 barrels of high grade plutonium which they'll use to create a ridiculous nuke and end civilization as we know it.

Thanks Wilson... thanks. Ass.

Look on the bright side, the team could finally get rid of Bevell!

 

[broncosmitty]

They are engaged.

But he has been known to dump a wife if she gets out of line.

Like when Golden Tate has his way with em?

 

[The Derski]

Wilson seems like the dude that should be drinking wine while playing chess instead of being in a relationship with Ciara anyway.

 

[Manster7588]

Good to know that so many people are concerned where DRuss puts his dick.

According to him he puts it no where.

 

[jarntt]

Good to know that so many people are concerned where DRuss puts his dick.

About on the same level as who Tony Romo plays golf with...

 

[jarntt]

Wilson is probably going to retire in a year and become a Carpenter, following in Jesus' footsteps. He'll do this until he's 32 and then get captured by pirates in a routine deep sea fishing excursion off the coast of Somalia, where there are no fish. He'll remain captive there until the US invents lightsabers in 2032. Once the US is done with that task we'll negotiate his freedom for 2 barrels of high grade plutonium which they'll use to create a ridiculous nuke and end civilization as we know it.

Thanks Wilson... thanks. Ass.

I call bullshit on this. We should have lightsabres by 2025 at the latest...

 

[broncosmitty]

I call bullshit on this. We should have lightsabres by 2025 at the latest...

Easily.

We'll prolly have em on Mars by then. If we play our cards right.

 

[broncosmitty]

You see that light saber?


That's Russel Wilsons lightsaber.

 

[chf]

According to him he puts it no where.

Just me of course, but I don't care either way.

 

[chf]

About on the same level as who Tony Romo plays golf with...

minus the slut shaming, sure.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Is that a serious question?

Abosofuckinglutely it's a serious question.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Good to know that so many people are concerned where DRuss puts his dick.

More like wonderment that he'd put it in that if he had to put it anywhere.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Two words: HOT PUSSY.

Nothing hot that I can see.

 

[chf]

More like wonderment that he'd put it in that if he had to put it anywhere.

I try and avoid wonderment thinking about Russ's dick, or any emotion at all. Do you wake up nights sweaty dreaming about V shaped torsos Hank? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I try and avoid wonderment thinking about Russ's dick, or any emotion at all. Do you wake up nights sweaty dreaming about V shaped torsos Hank? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nope. I sleep soundly most nights.

I save my wonderment for work hours.

 

[chf]

I save my wonderment for work hours.

I just noticed your Preds logo. Heh.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Like when Golden Tate has his way with em?

Women will cheat. All of them.

That cost her million$, since he kicked her to the curb before he signed the big contract.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I just noticed your Preds logo. Heh.

Traded PKChelios on me.

Fuck 'em....