Important Life Update

[TheReal_NU]

Yo @Nod4Eight can I get an invite to you nuptials to “see” all these clowns in action? Or is it strictly you and your ball gaging group?

And if it’s the latter, then Ralphie is REALLY interested.

 

[RobToxin]

Thanks for sharing bud.































But nobody gives a UCFuck.

fify

 

[Bullitt08]

Then why is he such a troll on here? Honestly I don’t believe you but if it’s true he doesn’t have to act like a douche on here.

He does not act like a douche he is one.

 

[Bullitt08]

Post pics when I called him out when he said he hung with the coaches and had dinner.

Uh he thinks keeping the tea glasses full is having dinner.

 

[ralphiewvu]

And if it’s the latter, then Ralphie is REALLY interested.

95 Nebraska really sucked

 

[UCFhonors]

Yeah yeah, I already challenged him on that in the basketball board and got nothing. Hey, same here

Oh you got pwned on the basketball just as you did in this thread.

After goading you to bet me that honors is Real - hook line and sinker style, I totally hammered you.

I waited until you offer up something that you actually knew about UCF. That was Tacko Fall. Then I laid down the hammer with a pic of me and Tacko. It was a mic drop moment.

Yet today, you're still in denial.... Clearly the stereotype is correct about West Virginia's, they can't let go of things even when they are obviously wrong.

#UCFacts

 

[JohnstoneC8]

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

This...is...literature at its finest.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Oh you got pwned on the basketball just as you did in this thread.

After goading you to bet me that honors is Real - hook line and sinker style, I totally hammered you.

I waited until you offer up something that you actually knew about UCF. That was Tacko Fall. Then I laid down the hammer with a pic of me and Tacko. It was a mic drop moment.

Yet today, you're still in denial.... Clearly the stereotype is correct about West Virginia's, they can't let go of things even when they are obviously wrong.

#UCFacts

No, no I didn’t. You got called out in both and have yet to deliver shit like always. We even had a bet set up but you were too chickenshit to agree to it. The bet was you had dinner with UCF coaches, it was a $10,000 bet. You still haven’t produced. There is no proof that’s you with tako and even if it is, anyone can go up to college athletes on the street and get pics with them. That still doesn’t prove shit.

So please keep talking this shit you are. Everyone here still knows how much of a fraud you are. #UCFraud

 

[IrishBlooded]

Isnt there just another Taco Bell you can work at?

Is there a shortage of them in Florida ?

 

[UCFhonors]

No, no I didn’t. You got called out in both and have yet to deliver shit like always. We even had a bet set up but you were too chickenshit to agree to it. The bet was you had dinner with UCF coaches, it was a $10,000 bet. You still haven’t produced. There is no proof that’s you with tako and even if it is, anyone can go up to college athletes on the street and get pics with them. That still doesn’t prove shit.

So please keep talking this shit you are. Everyone here still knows how much of a fraud you are. #UCFraud

Everyone has told you who I am. You're willfully ignorant of the UCFacts.

Who is holding the escrow?

#UCFacts

 

[78Cyclones]

Everyone has told you who I am. You're willfully ignorant of the UCFacts.

Who is holding the escrow?

#UCFacts

Who is the tall guy with Honors?

 

[Nod4Eight]

Yo @Nod4Eight can I get an invite to you nuptials to “see” all these clowns in action? Or is it strictly you and your ball gaging group?

Come on out. Oct 5th. Boise area.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Everyone has told you who I am. You're willfully ignorant of the UCFacts.

Who is holding the escrow?

#UCFacts

This proves nothing you delusional delinquent. Show me pictures you claimed to have with all the coaches. Prove you have dinner with them or shut the fuck up you #UCFraud.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Come on out. Oct 5th. Boise area.

Would you like my address to send an invite and save the date?

 

[UCFhonors]

This proves nothing you delusional delinquent. Show me pictures you claimed to have with all the coaches. Prove you have dinner with them or shut the fuck up you #UCFraud.

As mentioned before, I don't take selfies with my employees, subordinates or those who look at me as an authority UCFigure. That would undermine their respect for me.

UCF coaches UCFit in all 3 of those categories.

Most of our lunches and dinners are strictly business.

Tshirt bandwagoners like you wouldn't understand this. You people demigod coaches.

#UCFacts

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Would you like my address to send an invite and save the date?

All the joking aside, I'd be honored to meet you there. We'll have another WVU fan there, so you guys can speak yer broken hillbilly English together. @CouchOnFire

Fun will be had by all. Hell, I'll even bring you your beer.

 

[Nod4Eight]

Would you like my address to send an invite and save the date?

We're not sending save the date and all the invites have gone out. But I can have Mrs Nod make another and we can send it. Pm me your address.

 

[gob]

We're not sending save the date and all the invites have gone out. But I can have Mrs Nod make another and we can send it. Pm me your address.

(I think he was joking)

 

[Nod4Eight]

(I think he was joking)

(I know but I was going to send him a box of goat shit)

 

[TheReal_NU]

(I know but I was going to send him a box of goat shit)

Win/win for @ralphiewvu