Important Life Update

[ralphiewvu]

He probably does know them. They probably visit his special needs school fairly regularly to read Dr. Seuss books to him and the other tards.

Fair points, but does that really count as “having dinner with” and being a “grandfather figure” toward?

 

[Camfantasy]

Fair points, but does that really count as “having dinner with” and being a “grandfather figure” toward?

Plenty of grandfathers read to their grandkids......and idk if a lunchable and a Capri sun really count as "having dinner" but i've heard worse.

 

[UCFhonors]

So I UCFigured out how to reduce my daily commute by a whopping 33%! Or from 6 minutes to 4 minute on average.

What I do is, see if I'm going to catch the one left hand traffic light. If I am, I simply go up half a block and make a U turn.

Boom! Game changer!

#UCFacts

 

[TheReal_NU]

So I UCFigured out how to reduce my daily commute by a whopping 33%! Or from 6 minutes to 4 minute on average.

What I do is, see if I'm going to catch the one left hand traffic light. If I am, I simply go up half a block and make a U turn.

Boom! Game changer!

#UCFacts

If you flew in the UCF helicopter, you could get it down to 75 seconds.

 

[UCFhonors]

If you UCFlew in the UCF helicopter, you could get it down to 75 seconds.

UCFify

I don't think so. Or at least not in the helicopters that I have rode in.

The single thing that could reduce my commute the most is if the theme park that is between my new house and office building didnt have a UCFence. Or if they just let me ride a bike through the park for my commute. I'm blazing UCFast on a bicycle.

#UCFacts

 

[TheReal_NU]

UCFify

I don't think so. Or at least not in the helicopters that I have rode in.

The single thing that could reduce my commute the most is if the theme park that is between my new house and office building didnt have a UCFence. Or if they just let me ride a bike through the park for my commute. I'm blazing UCFast on a bicycle.

#UCFacts

If the helicopter isn’t quick enough, have you considered becoming the Human Cannonball?

 

[gob]

So I UCFigured out how to reduce my daily commute by a whopping 33%! Or from 6 minutes to 4 minute on average.

What I do is, see if I'm going to catch the one left hand traffic light. If I am, I simply go up half a block and make a U turn.

Boom! Game changer!

#UCFacts

Yeah, if the one straight/right turn lane is backed up to a certain point, I'll take the left hand turn lane, go a block, and make a couple right hand turns. Took me a couple times of waiting to figure out it's faster.

 

[handicappers]

UCFify

I don't think so. Or at least not in the helicopters that I have rode in.

The single thing that could reduce my commute the most is if the theme park that is between my new house and office building didnt have a UCFence. Or if they just let me ride a bike through the park for my commute. I'm blazing UCFast on a bicycle.

#UCFacts

lol, and you're UCFucking gay on the Hoop.

 

[Srini]

So I UCFigured out how to reduce my daily commute by a whopping 33%! Or from 6 minutes to 4 minute on average.

What I do is, see if I'm going to catch the one left hand traffic light. If I am, I simply go up half a block and make a U turn.

Boom! Game changer!

#UCFacts

Genius! But I'm really impressed with how bravely you've been dealing with that horrific 6 minute commute up to now, that's probably the toughest hardship I've ever heard of anyone having to face.

 

[Shanemansj13]

 

[ralphiewvu]

@UCFhonors thanks so much for stopping by and getting a free sample. It was great chatting with you in person.

 

[UCFhonors]

@UCFhonors thanks so much for stopping by and getting a free sample. It was great chatting with you in person.

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Is your "career" really a lemonade stand?

No wonder why you have such a hard time believing in the success of others.

#UCFacts

 

[ralphiewvu]

Is your "career" really a lemonade stand?

No wonder why you have such a hard time believing in the success of others.

#UCFacts

Again I appreciate you supporting my “lemonade stand.” But I don’t need to make stupid shit up on here to seem cool on a college football forum.

 

[UCFhonors]

Again I appreciate you supporting my “lemonade stand.” But I don’t need to make stupid shit up on here to seem cool on a college football forum.

You just did make up stupid shit. Oh the irony of a UCFool. You just made up meeting me at your lemonade stand.

I'll give you credit though. You take a lot of ownage from me and keep coming back for more!

#UCFacts

 

[socaljim242]

U
Ceriously need a
Fucking life

 

[7Samurai13]

Did you upgrade to a 30yd or stick with the 20yd