Important Life Update

[miah]

Please tell me you're not going to be at Nod's wedding. ?

We don't need another lame stick in the mud like Skyhawk.

Albeit I'm sure you two could be each other's UCFirst UCFriends.

#UCFacts

Haha! I'm going to Nods wedding to celebrate a friends marriage, not to meet some immature dipshit who has a drug problem.

 

[gob]

Haha! I'm going to Nods wedding to celebrate a friends marriage, not to meet some immature dipshit who has a drug problem.

Ooh! @Hang_On_Sloopy08 you're in for a treat, it looks like

 

[miah]

Ooh! @Hang_On_Sloopy08 you're in for a treat, it looks like

What treat is that?

 

[Hang_On_Sloopy08]

Ooh! @Hang_On_Sloopy08 you're in for a treat, it looks like

 

[Hang_On_Sloopy08]

Says the tard that jumped off a roof to impress people on the internet.


You should have jumped neck first. That would have really impressed everyone.

Hey man, you’re not being very nice. Can you please knock it off? Otherwise I’m going to call the internet police.

 

[gob]

What treat is that?

You and honors

 

[miah]

You and honors

I am a treat, Honors? Not so much...

 

[handicappers]

Haha! I'm going to Nods wedding to celebrate a friends marriage, not to meet some immature dipshit who has a drug problem.

The plot thickens

 

[AlaskaGuy]

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[Gatorchip]

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

Now this is shitposting.

 

[UCFhonors]

That's a good camfantasy for you to have.

If you would have jumped off that thing in front of me then you would be my guy pal now. People who can't run will eventually get tired and give up.

That's a good camfantasy for you to have.

#UCFacts

 

[UCFhonors]

Haha! I'm going to Nods wedding to celebrate a friends marriage, not to meet some immature dipshit who has a drug problem.

Sounds like you're a blast at Celebrations as much as you are on a message board. People really like being called drug addicts when they have a beer on vacation.

I eagerly await to see your reaction when someone invariably breaks out the hard stuff, like Whiskey.

#UCFacts

 

[miah]

Sounds like you're a blast at Celebrations as much as you are on a message board. People really like being called drug addicts when they have a beer on vacation.

I eagerly await to see your reaction when someone invariably breaks out the hard stuff, like Whiskey.

#UCFacts

Too funny! The guy that is incoherently doped up on something everyday, is calling whisky the "hard stuff."

 

[UCFhonors]

Too funny! The guy that is incoherently doped up on something everyday, is calling whisky the "hard stuff."

#UCFacts

 

[miah]

#UCFacts

I bet!

 

[CowpokeU]

Congrats my UCFriend! I know it is hard living away from you alma mater as I am a solid 16 hours east of mine BUT you did the right thing for your UCFuture and just like UCF athletics and academics, it is bright!

 

[UCFhonors]

Congrats my UCFriend! I know it is hard living away from you alma mater as I am a solid 16 hours east of mine BUT you did the right thing for your UCFuture and just like UCF athletics and academics, it is bright!

Thanks my UCFriend. Definitely takes the weight off hearing that from you and Coach Heup.

I just Googled the drive. It's a solid 32 minutes And easily another 7-8 minutes to park and walk to the practice UCField. Some of my workouts were shorter than that!

I'll be okay. Just got to adapt to change and stay UCFocused on the goals ahead.

Reminds me of that quote,

"Think of a car driving through the night. The headlights only go a hundred or two hundred feet forward, and you can make it all the way from California to New York driving through the dark, because all you have to see is the next two hundred feet. And that's how life tends to unfold before us. If we just trust that the next two hundred feet will unfold after that, and the next two hundred feet will unfold after that, your life will keep unfolding. And it will eventually get you to the destination of whatever it is you truly want, because you want it, and UCF is destined to Rise to Dominance. "

#UCFacts

 

[UCFhonors]

I bet!

#UCFacts

 

[TheReal_NU]

I just Googled the drive. It's a solid 32 minutes

I friggin knew it.
Disney Princess aren’t you.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Yo @Nod4Eight can I get an invite to you nuptials to “see” all these clowns in action? Or is it strictly you and your ball gaging group?