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[steelerssb]



 

[steelerssb]

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

 

[steelerssb]

ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ You take the moon and you take the sun. ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You take everything that sounds like fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ You stir it all together and then you're done. ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞

ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ Rada rada rada rada rada rada. ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ



ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So come on in, feel free to do some looking.

Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.

Come on in, feel free to do some looking.

Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.

Yeah!!! ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



You are about to get spammed with 600 dank memes. Prepare all nukes and weapons for the Great Spam War. If you can contain the amount of spam I have, you will be granted with special powers that allow you to smoke weed 200 times harder. Not only that, but you will have a laggy as fuck laptop. You know how lucky you are?????? My laptop runs at 669FPS and it never lags or is slow. YOU LUCKY SON OF A GUN. You will pay the price by me giving you a link (Which shall contain a download) which will wipe all your memory off the face of this universe and overwrite it with my own software, Memesoftlocker2.0000.0. You are so damn lucky you know that? NOT EVEN I HAVE IT SLUT. But if you were able to read up to this pointcongratulations, you suck. But click this link www.mymom.;;;;;;/eeeeeeee.crash; and you will betaken to a memory erase phrase. You lucky slut, but you will get the best computer software ever that makes your computer lag so bad that you can't even use it. LIKE HOW AMAZING??? Yes, I promise you this is 420% legit. But if you spread this abusive software you have EARNED I will suck you off this living universe so be careful buddy. Now, Please stop reading thismessage as it ends now...



Excuse me? I find vaping to be one of the best things in my life. It has carried me through the toughest of times and brought light and vapor upon my spirit. You're just another one of those people who doesn't believe inchem trails and fluoride turning us gay. Your ignorance to the government is what makes you a sheep in today's society. Have fun being a slave to todays's system.



son, there ain'ta ☝single☝fucking☝person☝ with any intellectwho gives a remotefuckabout your extensive vaping talent. I happen to be quitetheintellectualmyself, so I can confirm✔✔this factas truth™.ifyouthink that your vape is going↗toget you hoes, you are utterly mistaken, fam. my pa once taught me the secret of life, and it was not your vape now listen here my chum✌✌, my pa was a man who kept it . thatissixfuckinghundreds and he never once vaped. The mansmokedsomemadcigars because he wasntthe pussyyou are⁉⁉ he lived to be because he kept it and killed everyvapingfuckerhesaw so in the spiritof me good ol pa, I thinkyou should kys they have vapes in hellandit'slitfor unintelligent vaping hooligans like yourself



I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.



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[UCFhonors]

Congrats #UCFriend!

Thanks! My UCFriend.

Biggest life changing event since I enrolled into UCF.

#UCFacts

 

[steelerssb]

༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽



┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐



ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ



<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>



ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ



༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽



( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °)



(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄



(ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง



ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ



ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง



(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚)



(⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them



̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ DUDE̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ PLEASE NO COPY PASTERONI MACORONI DONGERIN



( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)



(/ﾟДﾟ)/ WE WANT SPELUNKY (/ﾟДﾟ)/



─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴅᴏɴɢ



(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ POINT ME TO THE DONGERS (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞



ᕙ( ^ₒ^ c) 〇〇〇〇ᗩᗩᗩᗩᕼᕼ ᕙ( ^ₒ^ c)



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ArcheAge or BEES ヽ̛͟͢༼͝ຈ͢͠لຈ҉̛༽̨҉҉ﾉ̨



୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ MRGLRLRLR ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉMOLLYヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ



༼ つ ຈل͜ຈ ༽つ GIVE MOLLY ༼ つ ຈل͜ຈ ༽つ



†ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ† By the power of donger I summon MOLLY †ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ†



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉTAKING A DUMPヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ



[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Mo' money, mo' Dongers [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]



༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ Drop Bows on 'em ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ



Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ



Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ hit it with the fork Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ



(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ・ ｡ﾟ Copypastus Totalus!!

 

[steelerssb]

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters

- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9

- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies

- 6x Magnum condoms

- 5x Bananas

- 1x Small Condom

- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream

- 1x Deag's Rust Career

- 1x Gay Poster

Please respond back to us using your old email:

[email protected]

Thanks for your patience,

Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.

 

[steelerssb]

Copypasta

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A copypasta is a block of text which is copied and pasted across the Internet by individuals through online forums and social networkingwebsites, to the point of becoming spam.[1]

HistoryEdit

The word "copypasta" was first used on Usenet groups in 2006,[2] being added to Urban Dictionary on 20 April 2006[3] and Encyclopedia Dramatica, a satirical internet culture wiki, in September 2006.[4] According to Google Trends, the word "copypasta" was first used around April 2006.[5]

EtymologyEdit

The term "copypasta" is derived from the computer term "copy/paste",[3] and can be traced back to an anonymous 4chan forum from 2006.[1][6]

Notable examplesEdit

Navy SealEdit

The Navy Seal copypasta (also known as the "Marine copypasta", "Internet tough guy copypasta" or "gorilla warfare copypasta")[7] is a lengthy, comically written, aggressive attack paragraph against a "kiddo", written in the voice of the stereotypical "tough guy", listing absurd accomplishments such as having "over 300 confirmed kills" and being "trained in gorilla [sic] warfare". This copypasta is often reposted as a humourous overreaction to an insult and is thought to have originated a post on a 4chan message board from 11 November 2010.[7][8]

Bee MovieEdit

Main article: Bee Movie § Internet popularity

The Bee Movie copypasta dates back to 2013 where users would post the entire script of the Bee Movie onto websites such as Redditand Tumblr.[9] This was popularised around the time where edits of the film were first being posted and popularized on YouTube in late 2016.[10]

ReferencesEdit

^ a b "What is Copypasta? - Definition from Techopedia". Techopedia.com. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ "Words We're Watching: 'Copypasta'". Merriam-Webster. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ a b "What does copypasta mean?". Dictionary.com. Retrieved 19 May 2018.^ "Copypasta". Know Your Meme. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ ""copypasta" - Explore". Google Trends. Google. Retrieved 30 December2018.^ Jaquez, Sophia (12 December 2018). "My Favorite CopyPastas". The County Current. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ a b "Navy Seal Copypasta". Know Your Meme. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ "What Does Navy Seal copypasta Mean?". Dictionary.com. Archived from the original on 26 October 2018.^ Bergado, Gabe. "How Barry B. Benson Became an Internet A-Lister". Inverse. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ "The Best Prank on Facebook Right Now Involves the Entire Transcript of Bee Movie". Intelligencer. 2 December 2015. Retrieved 30 December 2018.

See alsoEdit

Look up copypasta in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.FaxloreCreepypasta

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[78Cyclones]

You moved out of Cincy?

Yes sir! I moved to Des Moines.

 

[Bedlam131]

China called, they want their wall (of text) back...

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Honors, did you eat paint chips as a child?

 

[Ojb81]

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

GODDAMNED BEAUTIFUL!!

 

[Hang_On_Sloopy08]

Do you think anyone actually believes the crap you type?

I do I’ve met him. He’s the real deal, a true scholar and gentleman. There’s nobody who embodies their school spirit more than him. He’s a great ambassador of UCF.

 

[ralphiewvu]

I do I’ve met him. He’s the real deal, a true scholar and gentleman. There’s nobody who embodies their school spirit more than him. He’s a great ambassador of UCF.

LOL

I don’t believe you. But nice to know there are suckers out there that believe this BS. Keeps him going unfortunately.

 

[78Cyclones]

LOL

I don’t believe you. But nice to know there are suckers out there that believe this BS. Keeps him going unfortunately.

It's true. Rivals Gathering in Georgia. I was not there, but there was a live update, and I have seen the pics. There were fights, drinking, guns, trucks, golf, injuries, raccoons, etc. You cannot make up what happened down there!

 

[UCFhonors]

I do I’ve met him. He’s the real deal, a true scholar and gentleman. There’s nobody who embodies their school spirit more than him. He’s a great ambassador of UCF.

Thanks, my UCFriend.

Just got my plane tickets to Nod's wedding from the big proceeds of selling my house.

#UCFacts

 

[ralphiewvu]

It's true. Rivals Gathering in Georgia. I was not there, but there was a live update, and I have seen the pics. There were fights, drinking, guns, golf, injuries, etc. You cannot make up what happened down there!

I keep hearing there were pics on a few things this idiot has claimed. Yet I have never seen any. That’s interesting what you said, but not believable.

 

[78Cyclones]

I keep hearing there were pics on a few things this idiot has claimed. Yet I have never seen any. That’s interesting what you said, but not believable.

It's true.

 

[ralphiewvu]

It's true.

It’s not believable but to each their own.

 

[78Cyclones]

It’s not believable but to each their own.

Well, you've never known me to lie, b.s., go off the deep end, etc. If you don't believe it, that's fine. Just saying that I have no reason to lie, double-down or anything like that.

It was @OldDevilDawg's Wedding, and a bunch of Rivals posters showed up for it including @Hang_On_Sloopy08. fyi: @UCFhonors was dared to show up, and he did! Really shocked the lot of them. He rubbed some people the wrong way, but they all respected him for showing up.

FWIW, I was on Rivals from 2001-2018 with all of them. Posters met up regularly for a beer, a game, etc. If they made it all up, they really pulled the wool over my eyes!

 

[ralphiewvu]

Well, you've never known me to lie, b.s., go off the deep end, etc. If you don't believe it, that's fine. Just saying that I have no reason to lie, double-down or anything like that.

It was @OldDevilDawg's Wedding, and a bunch of Rivals posters showed up for it including @Hang_On_Sloopy08. fyi: @UCFhonors was dared to show up, and he did! Really shocked the lot of them. He rubbed some people the wrong way, but they all respected him for showing up.

FWIW, I was on Rivals from 2001-2018 with all of them. Posters met up regularly for a beer, a game, etc. If they made it all up, they really pulled the wool over my eyes!

First, I don’t really know you. Next I have called him out on this type of bs before, I was told I would regret it and he’d lay down the boom(lol) when I asked him to prove it. Hell we even had a bet set up and this (Honors) chickenshit pussy didn’t even accept the bet.

So again I ask, can you prove it? I wait but won’t hold my breath.