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I think Lynch is the black version of Forrest Gump.


One day He just started running!!!


Over people
 

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For not doing an interview? You still on other threads


A saw fine and my brain went there. :lol:
 

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I'd take the blimp
 

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I think Lynch is the black version of Forrest Gump.


One day He just started running!!!


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Forrest Gump is offended.
 

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What do u mean Jennea!!?? Why..do u ..offend me?
 

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Marshawn not answering questions is actually more entertaining and attracts more viewers then it would be if he actually answered questions
No doubt. Maybe the whiner's get what they ask for. It would go like this...

ESPN reporter: "Marshawn, the Seahawks have been warned if you grab your crotch, the team will get a 15 yard penalty. Do you think that is fair?"
Marshawn: "Our team has prepared real hard for this game. I like our chances."
Sports Illustrated reporter: "Marshawn, it was reported by numerous sources that you were extremely irate at the Seahawk organization regarding the Percy Harvin trade and that you initially resisted getting on a team bus for a game. How did you smooth that out with your coaches?"
Marshawn: "My focus this week is the New England Patriots. A tremendous team. It should be a great game"
FOX reporter: "Mr Lynch, you had run ins with the law as a Bill and a couple of years ago as a Seahawk. Do you think your coaches get tired of your antics?"
Marshawn: "I'm impressed with New England's defense, but I love my boys. We be tasting max Skittles after the game."

Something like that should make everyone happy, no?
 

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Lynch is a genius.

You have to pay him to talk.

He's making a marketable asset out of stonewalling NFL postgame interviews.

People will pay him to sponsor their products because he won't talk otherwise.


Fucking genius.
Unlike HammerDown, who just gets by on faded hopes, and lives in fucking Nashville to boot.
 

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Lynch is a genius.

You have to pay him to talk.

He's making a marketable asset out of stonewalling NFL postgame interviews.

People will pay him to sponsor their products because he won't talk otherwise.


Fucking genius.
Unlike HammerDown, who just gets by on faded hopes, and lives in fucking Nashville to boot.


I bet you see him in more commercials and on talk shows.

In addition to the Skittles commercial, he's also done a Progressive insurance commercial where he bends Flo over her desk and delivers the goods....
 

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Lynch is a genius.

You have to pay him to talk.

He's making a marketable asset out of stonewalling NFL postgame interviews.

People will pay him to sponsor their products because he won't talk otherwise.


Fucking genius.
Unlike HammerDown, who just gets by on faded hopes, and lives in fucking Nashville to boot.

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I bet you see him in more commercials and on talk shows.

In addition to the Skittles commercial, he's also done a Progressive insurance commercial where he bends Flo over her desk and delivers the goods....
Not too many commercials with him in Seattle but a humorous one is he is a spokesman for Beacon Plumbing.

Ya got a plumbin problem?
Stop freakin, call Beacon.

So her name is Flo, huh?
 

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Lynch is a genius.

You have to pay him to talk.

He's making a marketable asset out of stonewalling NFL postgame interviews.

People will pay him to sponsor their products because he won't talk otherwise.


Fucking genius.
Unlike HammerDown, who just gets by on faded hopes, and lives in fucking Nashville to boot.

SayS the Guamanian posing as a brotha. :rollseyes:
 

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I bet you see him in more commercials and on talk shows.

In addition to the Skittles commercial, he's also done a Progressive insurance commercial where he bends Flo over her desk and delivers the goods....
LMAO, I just saw the vid. Friggin riot.

Marshawn is very misunderstood.
 

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I've got a short attention span. I can't take most interviews. Two canned answers in a row and my mind is elsewhere. But these Lynch interviews, for some reason I belly laugh at them.
 

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"misunderstood"

LOL
 

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Not sure why anyone would really wants Lynch to talk. Do you really think it would be a amazing interview? Actually not talking is maximizing the PR for the NFL. The NFL should thank him. Lots of good interviews on the Seahawks, Lynch even if willing, would never be one. Not talking, has actually served the NFL anyway, so that should be good enough IMO.
 

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Anything he has to say is done on the football field. I couldn't give two shits whether he talks to the media or not.

And then there are idiots out there who get wound up by it...

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