Husker Hooplan Online Dynasty

[Jack_John_Mark]

In down fo that doo. Yall want me to make... brownies?

You're fuggin crazy meng! We got class tomorrow at 10 am and shit............

So let's wait and eat them at like 9 am

 

[Driaz]

Fuck it........I'm gonna go see if I can get some alcohol and fuck some bitches.....

You guys comin?

Count me in.....maybe the crutches courtesy of you will help with the sympathy from the ho's......

 

[iruletheskool]

You're fuggin crazy meng! We got class tomorrow at 10 am and shit............

So let's wait and eat them at like 9 am

You right dawg

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Beings that I'm white I'm trying not to talk too black

 

[iruletheskool]

Im black tho, my brotha

 

[Driaz]

Im black tho, my brotha

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

stool ^^^

 

[Driaz]

 

[iruletheskool]

(Yes that is how i am in real life.. in this thread i am in character of thee bleck SS that I play as.. ya dig?)

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I just got chills throughout my body.......don't know why though......it just happened

 

[chucksker]

psh, yall can go party...im a good kid

 

[corn train]

I'm taking the OL out fer tat's today, I know a guy

 

[iruletheskool]

Git ready

 

[iruletheskool]

By A Razor's Edge​

Nebraska finds a way to win against UCLA

Well College football fans, I don't really know how to say this.. but this here update will be shortened from normal. This writer was a little confused about the dynasty rules, and after his playstation was rudely turned off mid-4th quarter on the first go-round of the UCLA game, the writer decided to try and play the game via EA's SuperSim. Stats weren't recorded properly, and I don't have enough journalistic integrity to do all the math for each player and figure it out.


Huskers won 21-14, holding off multiple late pushes by UCLA's Hundley.

Defensive Tackle HuskerPower texted after the game, saying "I had all the taclkes otu there tdoay, prov me rong, bitch."

Coach Frost sure seems to have this team headed in the right direction.

I apologize for this lack of judgement, and it won't happen again.

 

[iruletheskool]

Cornhuskers Earn Another
Red Wolves are no match for Nebraska

After a 42 yard rush, JJM showed off a little​

Following last week's tragic clerical error, the Husker Hooplans are back on track, and took on the Red Wolves of Arkansas State. The Huskers beat the Red Wolves 28-16, thanks to a rushing attack lead by Quarterback JJM's 181 rushing yards.

Second string Running Back Chuck told me after the game that "if they keep running more with the QB than me, I'm gonna have to have my daddy buy me more playing time."

Coach Frost reached out to young Chuck immediately after the interview screaming "If you ever talk to the f---ing media like that again, I'm going to send you to Popeye's shed!!" No word yet on if Chuck remains with the Huskers, or just what is inside Popeye's shed.

The Huskers need to get the ball rolling as the schedule edges closer to Big Ten play. The cylinders aren't quite kicking in in all phases of the game, and it shows. When asked how the team will continue to improve, Linebacker HakeyeHater said "We suck, plain and simple, don't expect less than 4 losses and you'll all be happy."

And that wraps up this weeks' Husker update.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Frost is finally using me effectively.........

I just need to stop throwing the cot damn football to the wrong team.

 

[aqwk68]

Dam, it's not showing my interceptions.

 

[iruletheskool]

You had an INT the first time we played UCLA.. dam reset

 

[HuskerPower52]

Can I get a friggin sack over here