heard a funny story about pat the bat

[sfsportsfan]

let me begin by saying it was from someone i just met tonight and dont know how reliable the source is...


apparently Burrell was out at a bar a while back and he talked to these two extremely hot chicks. like 12 outta 10. he got both their numbers. like 3 months later he hit em up. told them to come to his house, the door would be open, just walk in. they came over, walked in and saw him standing in front of a mirror, practicing his swing, bare ass naked. he did so for about 5 minutes without acknowledging them at all. then he put the bat down next to the mirror, turned to the girls and said "who wants to fuck pat burrell?"



man i wish i never gave up baseball.

 

[SFAnthem]

let me begin by saying it was from someone i just met tonight and dont know how reliable the source is...


apparently Burrell was out at a bar a while back and he talked to these two extremely hot chicks. like 12 outta 10. he got both their numbers. like 3 months later he hit em up. told them to come to his house, the door would be open, just walk in. they came over, walked in and saw him standing in front of a mirror, practicing his swing, bare ass naked. he did so for about 5 minutes without acknowledging them at all. then he put the bat down next to the mirror, turned to the girls and said "who wants to fuck pat burrell?"



man i wish i never gave up baseball.

im starting to wish I was Pat Burrell

 

[sfsportsfan]

touche

 

[Yoshi]

Damn I can't believe I'm still up this late but I'm watching the Lakers - Jazz repeat (since I watched the Giants game earlier). That story you told about Pat Burrell is pretty funny, but I"m not sure if it's true. Whether it is or not, however, doesn't matter because they are totally hilarious. There's been a slew of Burrell stories I've heard since he came aboard last season - here's a couple:

This one's more of legend: It's said that Pat Burrell had used his charm to lure a woman into bed with him where they began to have relations. He then stopped halfway through, looked her in the eyes, and said...

"you're fucking Pat Burrell right now"​

As quoted from another site:

While down at West Chester University my buddy overheard a couple of girls talking about how the one recently hooked up with Pat Burrell. Afterwards he said this, "You got a camera? Take a picture, you just fucked Pat Burrell."​

 

[SFGRTB]

Pat is a player, in 2 sports ;D