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[hattersgonnahate]

we wasn't going to do anything this year anyway .

Fake game of the day:

Roll a 6-sided die to get an event in a 2013 Orioles game. (Note: This is just for fun. Obviously, the outcomes are not calibrated to actual probabilites.)

1 - McLouth or Markakis gets on base.
2 - Jones, Machado, or Wieters strikes out.
3 - Roll again. If the second roll is 1-3, Davis crushes another home run. Otherwise, Machado hits a double (but only if it's the first half of the season).
4 - Check which month you're in. If it's March through July, Chen pitches a quality start. Otherwise, he gives up a home run in the 6th, 7th, or 8th inning.
5 - Hammel or Garcia lasts for 5 or fewer innings.
6 - Roll again. If the second roll is 1-5, Jim Johnson gets a save (barely). If the result is 6, Johnson blows a save.

 

[tedman2012]

only one that has come to play this month is valencia .