Films That Should Be Remade and the Actors Who Should Appear in the Hypothetical Films

[Omar 382]

Hollywood loves to remake classic films from generations past Why, you might ask? Because sometimes they're good, but probably it's more likely because of this shit:

I think it would be cool if we talked about our own films that we think should be remade, and what actors should appear in those films.

I'll start with a couple of mine, and the actors that should play the different motherfuckers in the films. Obviously, I'm including a lot of A-list actors in my remakes; this isn't always feasible, but fuck it.

Also, I'll include my ratings of the original films that I think should be remade, because I love different opinions on different films and diversity and black-white equality and shit.

A Clockwork Orange (1971): 4/5 stars
Alex- Tom Holland

Chinatown (1974): 4/5 stars
J.J. Gittes (Nicholson's character)- Leonardo DiCaprio
Evelyn Mulwray (Faye Dunaway's character)- Emma Stone

The Fly (1986): 4/5 stars
Seth Brundle- Bradley Cooper
Veronica Quaife (Veena Davis' character)- Amy Adams (though she is much older than what Davis was)

What about you guys?

 

[Comeds]

I always thought the old scifi/horror movie "Them!" was better than average and that it would make a good modern movie.
Oh I guess throw Joseph Gordon Levitt in it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I always thought the old scifi/horror movie "Them!" was better than average and that it would make a good modern movie.
Oh I guess throw Joseph Gordon Levitt in it.

A remake of "Them" with Starship Troopers quality bugs would be great.

 

[SJ76]

Boys in the Hood, but it should be with white guys. White guys are not in enough movies so it needs to be white guys.

 

[Comeds]

Boys in the Hood, but it should be with white guys. White guys are not in enough movies so it needs to be white guys.

Would you be interested in a "Diff'rent Strokes" reboot I am working on. The twist is a dying rich white guy wants his poor maid to care for his kids after his death.

 

[SJ76]

Would you be interested in a "Diff'rent Strokes" reboot I am working on. The twist is a dying rich white guy wants his poor maid to care for his kids after his death.

I like Diff Strokes but mix it up. A black man (Bill Cosby) and all white kids or latino kids. Latino kids need roles too.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I got several ideas.

Remake Blade with Shia LaBeouf

Remake Stand and Deliver with Bob Saget only instead of teaching kids Calculus he teaches them that consensual intercourse between a teacher and his students is nothing to be ashamed of.

Remake The Goonies with the cast of High School Musical and Melissa McCarthy as Sloth

Reboot Men in Black with Jaden Smith

Remake The Deer Hunter only this time it's a comedy about Adam Sandler hunting an actual deer that turns out to be Rob Schneider.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Remake Spiderman with Robert Pattinson
Then remake Spiderman with Jesse Eisenberg
Then remake Spiderman with Joffrey from Game of Thrones where he out does Toby's emo performance from S3
Then remake Spiderman with Emma Watson
Lastly remake Spiderman again with Spiderman actually turning into a spider played by some spider found in the Amazon, see Spiders on the Sci-Fi original movie.
Then release licensing rights to Youtube to make Spidermen with lightsabers.

Only then will Spiderman movies STFU and stop getting fucking made.

 

[broncosmitty]

Bullitt - Tom Hardy


Why do people enjoy A Clockwork Orange?

 

[The Derski]

I got several ideas.

Remake Blade with Shia LaBeouf

Remake Stand and Deliver with Bob Saget only instead of teaching kids Calculus he teaches them that consensual intercourse between a teacher and his students is nothing to be ashamed of.

Remake The Goonies with the cast of High School Musical and Melissa McCarthy as Sloth

Reboot Men in Black with Jaden Smith

Remake The Deer Hunter only this time it's a comedy about Adam Sandler hunting an actual deer that turns out to be Rob Schneider.

Don't you dare mess with the Goonies.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Freddy got Fingered- Daniel Day Lewis as Freddy

 

[DarthVedder]

Reboot Men in Black with Jaden Smith

Funny stuff, but this one creeps me out because it's actually probable.

 

[chf]

Why do people enjoy A Clockwork Orange?

Dunno if 'enjoy' is the right word. It's kind of a mind-fuck.

 

[broncosmitty]

Dunno if 'enjoy' is the right word. It's kind of a mind-fuck.

Boring as fuck.


I'd rather watch an Ernest movie.

 

[broncosmitty]

Know what i mean?

 

[Innermind]

Why do people enjoy A Clockwork Orange?

Drink your milk, droog.

 

[Omar 382]

Bullitt - Tom Hardy


Why do people enjoy A Clockwork Orange?

I really need to see Bullitt. I've heard amazing things about it.

And because it's a fucking awesome film with an amazing performance from Malcolm McDowell? I actually liked the book better (4.5/5 stars), but the film was awesome in its own right.

Read the book, yo

 

[Omar 382]

Dunno if 'enjoy' is the right word. It's kind of a mind-fuck.

I didn't get that experience from it. Hm.

 

[chf]

Boring as fuck.


I'd rather watch an Ernest movie.

I like a good 'things blowed up real good' movie as much as the next guy. Now and then it's not bad to you know, actually think about stuff...

YRMV.

 

[chf]

I didn't get that experience from it. Hm.

There's been just a few imitators over the years. At the time, it was pretty much a mindfuck.