Extreme Hockey

[johnnytata]

crazy ex-girlfriends skating randomly around the ice, players get their teams bonus points for scoring through the 5-hole.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

crazy ex-girlfriends skating randomly around the ice, players get their teams bonus points for scoring through the 5-hole.

If it's Sean Avery's ex does that mean sloppy seconds five hole? Must be a rebound.

 

[Darkstone42]

Don't know. Just a strange habbit.

And for the extremeness:
The puck is a time bomb.

I already beat you to it. =)

 

[flyersfan4706]

I already beat you to it. =)

Damn you!
Extremeness...
IF A PLYER GETS INJURED THEY CANNOT LEAVE THE ICE
All medical stuff is done on the spot.

 

[Darkstone42]

Damn you!
Extremeness...
IF A PLYER GETS INJURED THEY CANNOT LEAVE THE ICE
All medical stuff is done on the spot.

While fighting off ninjas...

 

[flyersfan4706]

While fighting off ninjas...

And a ballistic missle is launched at the start of the game. If they dont finish in time...game over.

 

[TOX1]

While fighting off ninjas...

...with gonorrhea.

 

[Darkstone42]

...with gonorrhea.

...and ebola.

 

[flyersfan4706]

...and ebola.

...and genital warts.

 

[johnnytata]

i think there has to be some role for giant robot monster truck eating godzillas.

 

[naslundfan19]

i think there has to be some role for giant robot monster truck eating godzillas.

If the zamboni does a sucky job cleaning the ice?

 

[johnnytata]

nice, i got post number 69. just for that i get naming rights for the stadium.

 

[johnnytata]

If the zamboni does a sucky job cleaning the ice?

i think there are a few players whose heads i wouldnt mind seeing crushed by white hot metal.

of course the godzilla should be able to breathe that nebulous white shit that blows shit up.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

...and genital warts.

If you had Ebola, I doubt that genital warts or gonorrhea would be much of a concern....

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

i think there are a few players whose heads i wouldnt mind seeing crushed by white hot metal.

of course the godzilla should be able to breathe that nebulous white shit that blows shit up.

What about that little baby Godzilla that could only blow smoke rings?...remember him?...

 

[Automattic]

The refs REALLY DO take part in all the goonery!

 

[TOX1]

What about that little baby Godzilla that could only blow smoke rings?...remember him?...

It/his name is Minilla. I was a big fan of the stuff as a tyke.

 

[TOX1]

If you had Ebola, I doubt that genital warts or gonorrhea would be much of a concern....

I literally laughed my ass off at this post!

 

[Burns80y]

The puck should have a 1 inch circular razor blade around it. Man fingers and blood would be every where.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

I literally laughed my ass off at this post!