Extreme Hockey

[loki604]

One of the topics that my friends and I often discuss when watching games is the possibility of extreme hockey. Here is what we have come up with:

1) Will be played on ice with water below. Holes will appear randomly in the ice. Crocodies will be there so they can come out at any time and take a player out. There will also be squid in the water. Squid prodders will prod the squid to get them to release ink, thereby hiding the Crocodiles presence as well.

2) Players can put knives on their sticks.

3) Refs drive motorcycles on the ice with push brooms, so they can get excess weapons or missing limbs off the ice in a hurry.

4) In the corners there are boxing gloves attached to the glass. Fans can stick their hands in them and join scrums or hit guys when they get blasted into the corners.

5) Goalies have a choice of medieval weapons they can carry.

6) Guys would be paid ridiculously as it's unlikely many players would survive a full season.

7) Fan giveaways will include rocks with the team's logo on it. Fans can once again be a part of the experience by trying to take out a player with their rocks.

Any more ideas?

 

[Darkstone42]

This.

 

[elocomotive]

1) Will be played on ice with water below.

If it's going to be "Extreme!!!!," the ice should be made out of Mountain Dew instead of water.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

If a goalie lets in a bad goal he has to do three shots of Jack.

 

[Darkstone42]

If it's going to be "Extreme!!!!," the ice should be made out of Mountain Dew instead of water.

Mountain Dew is weak.

18 molar sulfuric acid!

 

[IPostedWhat]

And here I thought I was the one on heroin.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Mountain Dew is weak.

18 molar sulfuric acid!

What temp does that freeze at?

 

[elocomotive]

Mountain Dew is weak.

18 molar sulfuric acid!

I think you're going to have to explain that one to us, to use a scientific term, "stupidheads" out here.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

One of the topics that my friends and I often discuss when watching games is the possibility of extreme hockey. Here is what we have come up with:

1) Will be played on ice with water below. Holes will appear randomly in the ice. Crocodies will be there so they can come out at any time and take a player out. There will also be squid in the water. Squid prodders will prod the squid to get them to release ink, thereby hiding the Crocodiles presence as well.

2) Players can put knives on their sticks.

3) Refs drive motorcycles on the ice with push brooms, so they can get excess weapons or missing limbs off the ice in a hurry.

4) In the corners there are boxing gloves attached to the glass. Fans can stick their hands in them and join scrums or hit guys when they get blasted into the corners.

5) Goalies have a choice of medieval weapons they can carry.

6) Guys would be paid ridiculously as it's unlikely many players would survive a full season.

7) Fan giveaways will include rocks with the team's logo on it. Fans can once again be a part of the experience by trying to take out a player with their rocks.

Any more ideas?

Sounds a lot like a Flyers game....

 

[Darkstone42]

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What temp does that freeze at?

The MSDS only gives melting points in terms of w/w %, and it's 11.6F (-11.2C) at 78%, -21.1 F (-29.5C) at 93%, and 30F (-1.1C) at 98%. I would estimate 18 M to be closest to 98%, as that's classified as "concentrated" sulfuric acid.

http://www.martinsulfuric.com/lib/docs/MSDS.pdf

 

[Darkstone42]

I think you're going to have to explain that one to us, to use a scientific term, "stupidheads" out here.

I'll leave it at this:

It burns through flesh.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I'll leave it at this:

It burns through flesh.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

 

[Darkstone42]

The MSDS only gives melting points in terms of w/w %, and it's 11.6F (-11.2C) at 78%, -21.1 F (-29.5C) at 93%, and 30F (-1.1C) at 98%. I would estimate 18 M to be closest to 98%, as that's classified as "concentrated" sulfuric acid.

http://www.martinsulfuric.com/lib/docs/MSDS.pdf

Okay, I just did a quick calculation using the specific gravities, and 18 M sulfuric acid is actually 93%, so it would freeze at -21.1 F. So it would also be extra extreme because of how cold it would be.

Epic.

 

[loki604]

If a goalie lets in a bad goal he has to do three shots of Jack.

Good one!

And don't turn this into another nerd vs. nerd thread. Only badass posts allowed. See Boss's example.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Good one!

And don't turn this into another nerd vs. nerd thread. Only badass posts allowed. See Boss's example.

 

[elocomotive]

If a goalie lets in a bad goal he has to do three shots of Jack.

Boy. In regular hockey, the first goal is mildly important. In extreme hockey, it's everything!!

 

[Comeds]

I always kind of liked the phrase "goalie from the stands". I think that could be worked into the game somehow.

 

[elocomotive]

Nice sig, Tocchet. Takes up tons of room, kinda trolly - well done.

 

[loki604]

I always kind of liked the phrase "goalie from the stands". I think that could be worked into the game somehow.

If squads become too shorthanded from player deaths, they can sign fans for one game contracts in the middle of the game.