Extreme Hockey

[IPostedWhat]

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Nice sig, Tocchet. Takes up tons of room, kinda trolly - well done.

I try :p...it's not kinda trolly....it's very trolly....I thought it was fun...I'll probably change it this week-end....it would have been a big hit at the swamp...

 

[puckhead]

1) [YOUTUBE]AMlwChC-EOo[/YOUTUBE]
2) 3) 4) my cousin played on this team, I have the jersey somewhere

5) I played in a rink that was literally downhill, and the ice was thinner where there was paint (face-off dots, bluelines, etc), so they acted as speed bumps. it was absolutely nuts.

 

[davnlaguna]

barb wire around the benches to make line changes a little more challenging. Razor wire around the penalty box, but I haven't thought of how someone gets sent to it.

 

[Automattic]

Mix in a little Kimbo Slice and let President Bush be the commish...

 

[flyersfan4706]

No boards, barbed wire...on fire...with bear traps...on fire...And maddog sitting at center ice to distract everyone

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

How about let Maddog and Dup be the on ice officials...oh the hilarity that would ensue...

 

[postmaster]

any game tied after regulation will be setttled by russian roulette.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

The players all eat turkey sandwiches before the game.... with MIRACLE WHIP!!


I'm sorry... did I take it too far?

 

[TOX1]

If a goalie lets in a bad goal he has to do three shots of Jack.

She better be pret-ty damn cute Boss.

Otherwise she'll have to wait a couple of hours in between.

 

[TOX1]

Players who commit any bone head plays are to be dragged by the Zamboni with a chain a wrapped around their neck in between periods.

 

[loki604]

All of this is just awesome. And Tox, I tried to rep you for the Zamboni suggestion, but I couldn't give you anymore!

I think players should get penalties for not taking the opportunity to injure other players.

Keep it coming guys.

Matt Cooke would be a Hart nominee in Extreme hockey.

 

[naslundfan19]

Matt Cooke would be a Hart nominee in Extreme hockey.

Hart? How about Lady Byng? (if it even exists in extreme hockey)

 

[TOX1]

All of this is just awesome. And Tox, I tried to rep you for the Zamboni suggestion, but I couldn't give you anymore!

That's okay....I sent you some anyways!

 

[TOX1]

Any ref or linesman who blows a call must have their nuts kneed by the player or players they've wronged.

 

[TOX1]

If the toilets are overflowing and the attendant is just standing there doing nothing about it, they are to have their faces skated around the rim of said toilet till the fan is satisfied it won't happen again.

 

[puckhead]

Matt Cooke would be a Hart nominee in Extreme hockey.

Matt Cooke would be a spectator in Extreme hockey.
For the most part, he's pretty meek if there's not a referee ot larger teammate to hide behind.

on the other hand, we could see the return of Link Gaetz. That dude is flat out bonkers

 

[Eddie_Shack]

When Pierre McGuire is in between the benches, he has to share the space with a rabid pit bull.

 

[johnnytata]

MOLTEN HOT LAVA!!!!!






only problem is, how would you keep the ice from melting....

 

[TOX1]

Any coach who causes a "too many men" penalty because he has his head is up his ass has to kill off the pp as the goalie.........in their suits....with NO pads, gloves or masks!